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Deeper Thoughts & Inner Weirdom 2
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I see Barbie puking sprinkles, after Ken had had his way with her in a not nice manner...
I know...I'm a sicko...
I was gonna get a lot more graphic about it but Barbie's sprinkles don't taste like sprinkles I can GUARANTEE that. I don't know how porn stars fake that, like it's the "fountain of youth" like, so enthusiastically.
I am here to tell you, I used to think the sprinkles tasted like warm, salty bleach but now that I have been brushing my implants in concentrated bleach for some time, it tastes WAY worse than that. Like I was SUPER excited to jump out of bed and head straight for the bleach which tastes good to me now.
IDK I suppose you get to like anything if you do it long enough (within reason.)
Maybe that's how the porn stars do it, they're just like desensitized or whatnot.
I am glad I am not that Barbie now. Like, that is going to be the worst wake up "hang over ever." If I am discussing the wrong orifice, well, my comment stands. Ken is no gentleman that is for sure.
I did not use any prohibited words in this post, I just want to note that. It's about oral hygiene is what this post is about.
Anna
I am here to tell you, I used to think the sprinkles tasted like warm, salty bleach but now that I have been brushing my implants in concentrated bleach for some time, it tastes WAY worse than that. Like I was SUPER excited to jump out of bed and head straight for the bleach which tastes good to me now.
IDK I suppose you get to like anything if you do it long enough (within reason.)
Maybe that's how the porn stars do it, they're just like desensitized or whatnot.
I am glad I am not that Barbie now. Like, that is going to be the worst wake up "hang over ever." If I am discussing the wrong orifice, well, my comment stands. Ken is no gentleman that is for sure.
I did not use any prohibited words in this post, I just want to note that. It's about oral hygiene is what this post is about.
Anna
I see Barbie puking sprinkles, after Ken had had his way with her in a not nice manner...
But, but,.... they're dolly eunuchs.
Aaaaand just like that, we're back to CAKE...
Nope, nope.....not gonna follow dem breadcrumbs.
Stop master baiti'n Train2.
Ur gonna go blind.
It really took the cycling industry a LONG time to figure out "We have got to conceal that."
Like, many decades past time.. Probably due to LANCE ARMSTRONG. He probably WANTED to flaunt his junk. He was like, "Yeah, all cyclists can wear jockstraps AFTER I stop cheating and winning the Tour de France.
I have often thought with sports you should have two leagues.
The voluntary drug free
The cheaters.
Because they ALL cheat, Lance just did it best. I bet he stuck a PROSTHESIS down there. I put nothing past Lance.
This is what happens when you single parents name your babies, "Lance" ladies, just FYI. DO NOT DO THAT IT IS BAD.
Anna
Like, many decades past time.. Probably due to LANCE ARMSTRONG. He probably WANTED to flaunt his junk. He was like, "Yeah, all cyclists can wear jockstraps AFTER I stop cheating and winning the Tour de France.
I have often thought with sports you should have two leagues.
The voluntary drug free
The cheaters.
Because they ALL cheat, Lance just did it best. I bet he stuck a PROSTHESIS down there. I put nothing past Lance.
This is what happens when you single parents name your babies, "Lance" ladies, just FYI. DO NOT DO THAT IT IS BAD.
Anna
I think dem bike shorts broke the internet for like an hour.. 
Just no..@ENAUD
Found a new bike to take your cycling to a whole nuva level!!!
..but, you gotta wear these cool bike shorts.
https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/b/sexy-blonde-girl-tracksuit-riding-bike-outdoor-pretty-woman-ride-bicycle-beautiful-beauty-young-body-curves-big-...-long-legs-153617502.jpg
Needed to clear my head.
I was a biker for a long time and I would have like, in my car, compared to her, yes, I did "own the road." It's not so much the message but the freaking BAGGY JEANS.
I would drive circles around her until she started crying and then told her to take off her jeans, let me burn them, and we could call it even.
I don't know when I have last had such a visceral reaction to jeans but BIKERS don't let BIKERS wear jeans. NOT ON THE ROAD ANYWAY. A nice, side bike path with rollerbladers and broken bottles sure. BUT THE ROAD. Nu uh
Also she has one of them "Fatty seats." NO.
Anna
I would drive circles around her until she started crying and then told her to take off her jeans, let me burn them, and we could call it even.
I don't know when I have last had such a visceral reaction to jeans but BIKERS don't let BIKERS wear jeans. NOT ON THE ROAD ANYWAY. A nice, side bike path with rollerbladers and broken bottles sure. BUT THE ROAD. Nu uh
Also she has one of them "Fatty seats." NO.
Anna
Smells like teem spriritI was a biker for a long time and I would have like, in my car, compared to her, yes, I did "own the road." It's not so much the message but the freaking BAGGY JEANS.
I would drive circles around her until she started crying and then told her to take off her jeans, let me burn them, and we could call it even.
I don't know when I have last had such a visceral reaction to jeans but BIKERS don't let BIKERS wear jeans. NOT ON THE ROAD ANYWAY. A nice, side bike path with rollerbladers and broken bottles sure. BUT THE ROAD. Nu uh
Also she has one of them "Fatty seats." NO.
Anna
Nope. I am not on her "team" In any way. Thanks a lot @ENAUD
The only reason I like biking teams is because it is more like chess. Like, who has to perform what menial tasks like get water bottles or surrender their own bike after a flat to the "leader" of their team etc. Also, I think there is some arcane points system and like, stuff. Otherwise, I HATE team sports. I am not playing beach volleyball because she would probably draw on her back, "You may have beach umbrella but you don't own the beach. And wear those jeans.
Have you read this book called French Revolutions by Tim Moore? You should. It's this HILARIOUS travel writer who does stuff like to decide to ride the route for the Tour (on a touring bike loaded up with like tents and stuff, LOL) and he informs you hilariously ALL about the Tour de France as he goes. I have read an loved all his books but that is the best one.
Anna
The only reason I like biking teams is because it is more like chess. Like, who has to perform what menial tasks like get water bottles or surrender their own bike after a flat to the "leader" of their team etc. Also, I think there is some arcane points system and like, stuff. Otherwise, I HATE team sports. I am not playing beach volleyball because she would probably draw on her back, "You may have beach umbrella but you don't own the beach. And wear those jeans.
Have you read this book called French Revolutions by Tim Moore? You should. It's this HILARIOUS travel writer who does stuff like to decide to ride the route for the Tour (on a touring bike loaded up with like tents and stuff, LOL) and he informs you hilariously ALL about the Tour de France as he goes. I have read an loved all his books but that is the best one.
Anna
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