Deeper Thoughts & Inner Weirdom 2
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If I had one of these my boots would be in better shape
This thread is making me LOL I been on an internet break. I would advise EVERY person whose neighbor deliberately LETS their dog poop in the yard to have one lurking and waiting.... So the dog's poop was immediately scooped. I say that is the best revenge of all.
Unless you are willing to put the poop in a potato gun. Then PROPEL like, a poopy missile at the neighbor the next DAY as his poop was being seen.
To quote a Michal Barry guest, (that's the only radio host I am kind of a fan of) "Micheal, have YOU SEEN what a potato gun can do?"
LOL I have.
Nice to be back I will find something funny knock it OFF with the oversexed ELFS I am starting to get frightened of going back to SLEEP. OMG. Who knows what molestation.....
And yes, I am not 'in my heyday" of attractiveness but those elves do NOT seem that discriminating.
Anna
Funny pics search "I hate my relatives on Christmas."
This came up. My family is NOT so bad.
Anna
This came up. My family is NOT so bad.
Anna
Hot girls, bagpipes and a BEAT?
Is it the same group as the crazy violinists? They were also cool.
Anna
Is it the same group as the crazy violinists? They were also cool.
Anna
Bagpipes at 4am what better way to start the day? And a cup of coffee. It's also a nice counterpoint to the Mexican's still partying a few doors down. Now if I still had a dombec I'd add another drum line.
Thank Fringe Cheif!!
Ya gotta admire my neighbors stamina. Party all night and well into morning. They have no fine line between Sat. Nite and Sun. Morning. M.j
They weren't that loud.
I want to know how it is that some procrastinator finished this sign. Maybe they casually mentioned it to a non procrastinating person, and that person created this.
I'm thinking.
Anna
The cat is COMPLETELY mistaken. It's all intention, iffn you ask me. She like.... Well, sexiness is next to godliness if you ask me.
My first initial spiritual mommy therapist was so funny one time, she like went to India for like 3 years and studied under some gurus and she said one said the afterlife was like, "an eternal orgasm." She said, "I could get behind that."
I was thinking (her name was Karen, too) "Karen, you aren't doing it right, maybe. An orgasm is like so INTENSE and DRAINING if it was like that for like EVER, you'd be begging for reincarnation after about 3 weeks, 2 at the outside, hell, maybe a day."
IDK. I didn't want to get into comparative orgasms with my spiritual mommy/therapist so (even though I was paying her, I TOTES could have, and she could have countered with the "And why do you feel that way?" avoidance question) while coming up with an answer but like, I was already in school, she would have known I knew.
Geez, IDK by the end of the session we could have been like comparing "Best and worst" and you DON"T want to talk comparative sex with your mommy especially your spiritual one. You really just need an unpaid pal for that, honestly.
I bet that IS how like reincarnation works and why the world is so overpopulated, dude. I mean.... That is ALSO how new babies are made.
I am totally ready to like rewrite the Kama Sutra now, with cautions, like "Do not stay in this position too long you will die of ecstasy and even THEN it will not stop and if you are not careful you shall return as twins." Etc.
Speaking of my earlier procrastination sign I should email my doc, set my alarm, and get my clothes ready for my early awakening tomorrow,.
Sigh. Fifteen more minutes. It's not like my doc is feverishly checking his email RIGHT NOW. Fairly certain.
Anna
My first initial spiritual mommy therapist was so funny one time, she like went to India for like 3 years and studied under some gurus and she said one said the afterlife was like, "an eternal orgasm." She said, "I could get behind that."
I was thinking (her name was Karen, too) "Karen, you aren't doing it right, maybe. An orgasm is like so INTENSE and DRAINING if it was like that for like EVER, you'd be begging for reincarnation after about 3 weeks, 2 at the outside, hell, maybe a day."
IDK. I didn't want to get into comparative orgasms with my spiritual mommy/therapist so (even though I was paying her, I TOTES could have, and she could have countered with the "And why do you feel that way?" avoidance question) while coming up with an answer but like, I was already in school, she would have known I knew.
Geez, IDK by the end of the session we could have been like comparing "Best and worst" and you DON"T want to talk comparative sex with your mommy especially your spiritual one. You really just need an unpaid pal for that, honestly.
I bet that IS how like reincarnation works and why the world is so overpopulated, dude. I mean.... That is ALSO how new babies are made.
I am totally ready to like rewrite the Kama Sutra now, with cautions, like "Do not stay in this position too long you will die of ecstasy and even THEN it will not stop and if you are not careful you shall return as twins." Etc.
Speaking of my earlier procrastination sign I should email my doc, set my alarm, and get my clothes ready for my early awakening tomorrow,.
Sigh. Fifteen more minutes. It's not like my doc is feverishly checking his email RIGHT NOW. Fairly certain.
Anna
Done. Now, especially after like describing my symptoms to my pdoc like, via email, I sort of feel like maybe I should you know, go out in the yard and start digging my own grave.
But, you can take the ANTI-procrastination thing a shade too far, that plus I sort of feel like if you DO stuff like that some mafia group shows up and points their guns at you and says, "DIG YOUR GRAVE" and you can legitimately answer "I am already doing that idioto." And then the choice of death becomes more your own. Oh, don't mind me, I am a mess. LOL.
Anna
But, you can take the ANTI-procrastination thing a shade too far, that plus I sort of feel like if you DO stuff like that some mafia group shows up and points their guns at you and says, "DIG YOUR GRAVE" and you can legitimately answer "I am already doing that idioto." And then the choice of death becomes more your own. Oh, don't mind me, I am a mess. LOL.
Anna
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