Deeper Thoughts & Inner Weirdom 2
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ADHD had nothing to do with me failing math!
I am beginning to think the husband was wise when I mused about foster children and he was very emphatic about "being done with other people's problems, thank you."
LOL
Anna
Well there was this one time in bandcamp...
Who knew them things had teeth!!!!
So it may be a little late for this, but if you are waking up with a hangover, do remember that the post hangover beer, while it is lovely,. can sometimes lead to further drinking and etc.
I'm fairly certain I did that in college a couple times.. Actually one of my worst drunks in college was we had this Escher dorm and I always wanted to see inside and for some reason it was just totally VACANT that evening.
I think people lived in it, and one person had a LARGE fish tank. I kept encountering it and going "NOT THE FISH AGAIN."
It must have taken me a good 90 minutes to get out. LOL I did learn my lesson though. If you are drunk,always keep your eye (one each) on at least two exits.
Words to live by.
Anna
ETA: I was not as well dressed as this young lass, however. I mean, even her underwear matches. You gotta admire the effort involved, despite the eventual outcome.
I'm fairly certain I did that in college a couple times.. Actually one of my worst drunks in college was we had this Escher dorm and I always wanted to see inside and for some reason it was just totally VACANT that evening.
I think people lived in it, and one person had a LARGE fish tank. I kept encountering it and going "NOT THE FISH AGAIN."
It must have taken me a good 90 minutes to get out. LOL I did learn my lesson though. If you are drunk,always keep your eye (one each) on at least two exits.
Words to live by.
Anna
ETA: I was not as well dressed as this young lass, however. I mean, even her underwear matches. You gotta admire the effort involved, despite the eventual outcome.
What underwear?!?So it may be a little late for this, but if you are waking up with a hangover, do remember that the post hangover beer, while it is lovely,. can sometimes lead to further drinking and etc.
I'm fairly certain I did that in college a couple times.. Actually one of my worst drunks in college was we had this Escher dorm and I always wanted to see inside and for some reason it was just totally VACANT that evening.
I think people lived in it, and one person had a LARGE fish tank. I kept encountering it and going "NOT THE FISH AGAIN."
It must have taken me a good 90 minutes to get out. LOL I did learn my lesson though. If you are drunk,always keep your eye (one each) on at least two exits.
Words to live by.
Anna
ETA: I was not as well dressed as this young lass, however. I mean, even her underwear matches. You gotta admire the effort involved, despite the eventual outcome.
Look she's a classier drunk than me, I am going to ASSUME the black patch is underwear and NOT something else, because that is the type of woman who gets a Brazilian.
I also don't want to be posting PORN.
Use yo noggin @AstroTurf . I know you want it to be vag, but it ISN'T.
For easy to access vag, you gotta find an impulsive, free spirited sinner drunk like me in college, LOL, so you missed THAT boat but thankfully my Condom Awareness Program seemed to override my Drunken Impulsive Program so no kid or STDs.
I mean a kid later, but I have never, to my knowledge, contracted an STD. Condoms work dude.
I did lie to a chick recently about having had vaginal warts at her age "before there was a vaccine for it." But I did it to make her feel better about her MILD case of chlamydia, which like, she was FINE. I did also try to scare her into condom use, but like, you had to grow up in the AIDS generation to have a fully functional, operational at all times Condom Awareness Program. I mean the husband was hiding under his desk for the atom bombs going "This does not seem at all reasonable, honestly.."
I was like, "Everyone's gonna die of AIDS, eh? Not ME I'm going to be the last girls standing."
Condoms work, yo.
I tell any adolescent female that any man who refuses to wear a condom for her is an automatic dud she wants NOTHING to do with and he also has 5 other girlfriends in various parts of Mexico send that is why he "Goes home to see his parents" so often and he is scummy and repulsive and she has the right to scream "YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR WOMEN GO AWAY" and like other stuff like that. I really get creative with some of them.
NO one does real sex ed at my job but me,. OH, they TALK about condoms, I tell the chicks to use unlubricated ones for oral sex , lubricated ones for sex, and well NEVER use two condoms for .... sex, and MAKE HIM PULL OUT IMMEDIATELY after he collapses on TOP of you as he will become flaccid and the condom will be lost,. I tell the chicks to knee him in the nuts if necessary.
I could go on. You should hear what I tell the dudes. It worked for my son, LOL.
But, I did sex ed with a bunch of hookers and lunatics in a methadone program in East Baltimore. Believe me when I say I do not HOLD back. The chicks love it they start asking me questions.
Y'all may use this on your kids if relevant,. YOU HAVE to normalize sex as an event, like, and talk about it like you are an older sibling, not a parent. Like, overcome any horror about picturing your kid having sex, and focus instead of the horror of taking him to the STD clinic "because I have a rash," or "my penis is dripping and it feels weird." Ohhhhh yes, I mention how that will be for said kiddo if THAT happens, to the dudes. I also point out they want their future baby mommas for ONE thing only called "getting laid" and baby mommas, if gotten pregnant are going to want CONSIDERABLY more from them than that, as will the state of AZ Child Support Collection Service and do they really wan to give up half their income or like return to live in Mexico. LOL THAT is truly horrifying, not sex.
Anna
I also don't want to be posting PORN.
Use yo noggin @AstroTurf . I know you want it to be vag, but it ISN'T.
For easy to access vag, you gotta find an impulsive, free spirited sinner drunk like me in college, LOL, so you missed THAT boat but thankfully my Condom Awareness Program seemed to override my Drunken Impulsive Program so no kid or STDs.
I mean a kid later, but I have never, to my knowledge, contracted an STD. Condoms work dude.
I did lie to a chick recently about having had vaginal warts at her age "before there was a vaccine for it." But I did it to make her feel better about her MILD case of chlamydia, which like, she was FINE. I did also try to scare her into condom use, but like, you had to grow up in the AIDS generation to have a fully functional, operational at all times Condom Awareness Program. I mean the husband was hiding under his desk for the atom bombs going "This does not seem at all reasonable, honestly.."
I was like, "Everyone's gonna die of AIDS, eh? Not ME I'm going to be the last girls standing."
Condoms work, yo.
I tell any adolescent female that any man who refuses to wear a condom for her is an automatic dud she wants NOTHING to do with and he also has 5 other girlfriends in various parts of Mexico send that is why he "Goes home to see his parents" so often and he is scummy and repulsive and she has the right to scream "YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR WOMEN GO AWAY" and like other stuff like that. I really get creative with some of them.
NO one does real sex ed at my job but me,. OH, they TALK about condoms, I tell the chicks to use unlubricated ones for oral sex , lubricated ones for sex, and well NEVER use two condoms for .... sex, and MAKE HIM PULL OUT IMMEDIATELY after he collapses on TOP of you as he will become flaccid and the condom will be lost,. I tell the chicks to knee him in the nuts if necessary.
I could go on. You should hear what I tell the dudes. It worked for my son, LOL.
But, I did sex ed with a bunch of hookers and lunatics in a methadone program in East Baltimore. Believe me when I say I do not HOLD back. The chicks love it they start asking me questions.
Y'all may use this on your kids if relevant,. YOU HAVE to normalize sex as an event, like, and talk about it like you are an older sibling, not a parent. Like, overcome any horror about picturing your kid having sex, and focus instead of the horror of taking him to the STD clinic "because I have a rash," or "my penis is dripping and it feels weird." Ohhhhh yes, I mention how that will be for said kiddo if THAT happens, to the dudes. I also point out they want their future baby mommas for ONE thing only called "getting laid" and baby mommas, if gotten pregnant are going to want CONSIDERABLY more from them than that, as will the state of AZ Child Support Collection Service and do they really wan to give up half their income or like return to live in Mexico. LOL THAT is truly horrifying, not sex.
Anna
I think that comment means you need more Sex ed, not less @oplholik .
Are you aware of the STD rates in like, nursing homes? Like yeah I get it, your bored, you are like, "I am nearing death anyway," but let me tell you at ANY age a searing case of gonorrhea feels JUST the same. (I would not know, but I have heard it described MANY times,.)
Oh the elderly think they are SO IMMUNE. Like my mom was trying to have a kid with my stepdad (thankfully, she was too old) and neither ONE of them had gone for like STD testing. She was like, "It's fine, I'm sure, he's so spiritual."
Uh huh. I know me some about "spirituality" too, it's great, except when it isn't. So like he cheated on her and she STILL did not get STD testing.
Then he lost all this weight and got fatigued and came home from the doctor's office and like, he was all like, "They want you to come to the next appointment."
I put myself on a light schedule that afternoon and looked up all the closest rapid HIV testing places, I was READY to grab and counsel my mommy through the process. Only, it turned out to be cancer and he just said that because he was scared and wanted my mom there.
A totally treatable cancer but he just couldn't do the treatment, he wound up juicing and homeopathic medicining himself into an early grave, and (like during his life) was a GIANT PITA through the WHOLE process.
IDK. He lived as he died I guess, interesting, but in a train wreck kind of way. My mom did some "socially appropriate" crying at the funeral but I think part of it may have been you know, relief.
But yeah I was like ,"My mom is going to get told she has the HIV because that DAMN generation just does NOT practice good sexual hygiene.
Anna
You know when I get STD testing? Every year at my annual physical that's when. OF COURSE I do not think my husband is cheating on me.. But if he IS? Well, it's not like he's just going to CASUALLY mention it some afternoon.
Are you aware of the STD rates in like, nursing homes? Like yeah I get it, your bored, you are like, "I am nearing death anyway," but let me tell you at ANY age a searing case of gonorrhea feels JUST the same. (I would not know, but I have heard it described MANY times,.)
Oh the elderly think they are SO IMMUNE. Like my mom was trying to have a kid with my stepdad (thankfully, she was too old) and neither ONE of them had gone for like STD testing. She was like, "It's fine, I'm sure, he's so spiritual."
Uh huh. I know me some about "spirituality" too, it's great, except when it isn't. So like he cheated on her and she STILL did not get STD testing.
Then he lost all this weight and got fatigued and came home from the doctor's office and like, he was all like, "They want you to come to the next appointment."
I put myself on a light schedule that afternoon and looked up all the closest rapid HIV testing places, I was READY to grab and counsel my mommy through the process. Only, it turned out to be cancer and he just said that because he was scared and wanted my mom there.
A totally treatable cancer but he just couldn't do the treatment, he wound up juicing and homeopathic medicining himself into an early grave, and (like during his life) was a GIANT PITA through the WHOLE process.
IDK. He lived as he died I guess, interesting, but in a train wreck kind of way. My mom did some "socially appropriate" crying at the funeral but I think part of it may have been you know, relief.
But yeah I was like ,"My mom is going to get told she has the HIV because that DAMN generation just does NOT practice good sexual hygiene.
Anna
You know when I get STD testing? Every year at my annual physical that's when. OF COURSE I do not think my husband is cheating on me.. But if he IS? Well, it's not like he's just going to CASUALLY mention it some afternoon.
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