Deeper Thoughts & Inner Weirdom 2

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I asked for all mine before the bone shaving and removal ceremony. The "butcher" (I'm sorry I realize he MIGHT have had a medical assistant's degree but I was on a budget) said I might "Find that traumatic." I was like, "No, having them REMOVED is traumatic, I don't see the problem."

He was like, "Well to remove them, first I am going to smash them up into teeny tiny pieces. Then I am going to dig out the roots, and some gum will come with them. Bone shaving is more of a powdering proce--"

And I said, "That is fine, donate them to science." THEN he unveiled his tray of instruments and the last thing I remember saying (until I kept waking up MID freaking removal because it turned out longer than they thought, way longer and I kept saying "I am awake I feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllll----" and they shoved some more whatever into my IV.

But yeah the last thing I remember saying when I saw the tray was "Holy GOD, are you for real charging me for sedation when all you had to do is show me THAT!" I'm not sure if I passed out or the guy was just done talking to me, but either way , it was all bad from there.

My little brother drove me home. I was like, 'ISHIGHG bleeding alTHOILT, (spit, spit) mayyyggfe weant to getttt some gaaauzzzzzzzzzzze." He looked at me like I was the most heroic being on the planet but I was not that person.

That person was the husband who made me a super redneck nose smoking drill that shot smoke right down my nose and into my lungs. I did not want "The dry sockets" which I hear suck. I can tell you having all your teeth removed and bones shaved ALSO sucked but people who get dry sockets talk about it with this kind of reverential sort of horror. So I was kind of all about MINIMIZING the suck and I was fairly sure that I'd like, heal up "just fine' whatever that may mean.

I would like to say the nose smoking drill and I had some lovely times in the garage together but it was more like me limping out there going "CRUD." I mean it was better than not smoking, but it also was exactly NOT like smoking except for the cigarette part.

He tried a gravity .... first but he said "I couldn't handle it probably" so the nose smoking drill was born. I bet I could have handled the gravity .... I'm QUITE sure but I was not offered the ability to actually try it.

Anna

ETA: Have fun tomorrow @ENAUD and I should rightfully point out nose vaping is a thing .I suggest a mouth to lung for this nose to lung operation, it's ah better on your nose .Not good on your nose ,but better.
 

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I asked for all mine before the bone shaving and removal ceremony. The "butcher" (I'm sorry I realize he MIGHT have had a medical assistant's degree but I was on a budget) said I might "Find that traumatic." I was like, "No, having them REMOVED is traumatic, I don't see the problem."

He was like, "Well to remove them, first I am going to smash them up into teeny tiny pieces. Then I am going to dig out the roots, and some gum will come with them. Bone shaving is more of a powdering proce--"

And I said, "That is fine, donate them to science." THEN he unveiled his tray of instruments and the last thing I remember saying (until I kept waking up MID freaking removal because it turned out longer than they thought, way longer and I kept saying "I am awake I feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllll----" and they shoved some more whatever into my IV.

But yeah the last thing I remember saying when I saw the tray was "Holy GOD, are you for real charging me for sedation when all you had to do is show me THAT!" I'm not sure if I passed out or the guy was just done talking to me, but either way , it was all bad from there.

My little brother drove me home. I was like, 'ISHIGHG bleeding alTHOILT, (spit, spit) mayyyggfe weant to getttt some gaaauzzzzzzzzzzze." He looked at me like I was the most heroic being on the planet but I was not that person.

That person was the husband who made me a super redneck nose smoking drill that shot smoke right down my nose and into my lungs. I did not want "The dry sockets" which I hear suck. I can tell you having all your teeth removed and bones shaved ALSO sucked but people who get dry sockets talk about it with this kind of reverential sort of horror. So I was kind of all about MINIMIZING the suck and I was fairly sure that I'd like, heal up "just fine' whatever that may mean.

I would like to say the nose smoking drill and I had some lovely times in the garage together but it was more like me limping out there going "CRUD." I mean it was better than not smoking, but it also was exactly NOT like smoking except for the cigarette part.

He tried a gravity .... first but he said "I couldn't handle it probably" so the nose smoking drill was born. I bet I could have handled the gravity .... I'm QUITE sure but I was not offered the ability to actually try it.

Anna

ETA: Have fun tomorrow @ENAUD and I should rightfully point out nose vaping is a thing .I suggest a mouth to lung for this nose to lung operation, it's ah better on your nose .Not good on your nose ,but better.
I Plan on slip streaming and plenty of heavy meds...
 

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That was my sister's song for a long time. It sucks being younger. We were all om stilts and she wanted to try them. So, she was placed on the stilts, she tied to take a step forward and fell right onto the concrete. She knocked out her two front teeth, baby teeth but still.

She was toothless for like, 2 years until the real ones come in. We got in a ton of trouble. My pointing out SHE wanted to try it did not mitigate our punishment My mom was like, "That doesn't mean you didn't know she shouldn't have tried it.:

I was like, '"I personally did not know she was so uncoordinated---" but my mom wasn't having it.

We are bad with teeth in my family I guess.

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That was my sister's song for a long time. It sucks being younger. We were all om stilts and she wanted to try them. So, she was placed on the stilts, she tied to take a step forward and fell right onto the concrete. She knocked out her two front teeth, baby teeth but still.

She was toothless for like, 2 years until the real ones come in. We got in a ton of trouble. My pointing out SHE wanted to try it did not mitigate our punishment My mom was like, "That doesn't mean you didn't know she shouldn't have tried it.:

I was like, '"I personally did not know she was so uncoordinated---" but my mom wasn't having it.

We are bad with teeth in my family I guess.

Anna
could it be...

car ma, and dog ma?!?

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YAY!!! E gets to undergo bone grab surgery.... paraphrase...

Don't worry D'uane, I will send a medical transportation vehicle to pick you up, then I will take real good care of you during your recovery. You're Welcome.:)


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Don't worry D'uane, I will send a medical transportation vehicle to pick you up, then I will take real good care of you during your recovery. You're Welcome.:)


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My mouth is a bloody mess right now...might need a ball gag to fix it :lol:
 

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My mouth is a bloody mess right now...might need a ball gag to fix it :lol:

It's in the medical bag. ;)

Dr. said no exercise for a coupla days...gonna put the lights on my bicycle an go for a night ride :)

That may be a bit challenging for ya...

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Ah... sometimes you can feel so bad the only cure is endorphins.

Or you know, pain meds but that is a REALLY short span of relief for decades of on and off relapsing misery.

ENAUD'S SLOGAN: Through pain and rain and snow and no (teeth) and sleet and meddling rain revolving pedals....oh I give up I would say I am TOO sick and TOO stupid for the Deep Thoughts and Inner Wisdom thread,

but then my inner wisdom says "That is impossible."

So there Is your deep thought for you. I WIN.

It doesn't make me happy even though and normally this thread does. :( I need PAST BED TIME 3 HOUR YOGA but I seriously don't think a) I can and b) I have to be at least awake enough to SCREAM at the husband when he tries to accidentally hit a parked Border patrol van or moving train.

Yeah, this gonna be a fun trip alright.

"Leave by 8 am."

I like the slogan "Leave by 10 if you are lucky" but he wouldn't even compromise on 9 am.

Anna
 
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Ah... sometimes you can feel so bad the only cure is endorphins.

Or you know, pain meds but that is a REALLY short span of relief for decades of on and off relapsing misery.

ENAUD'S SLOGAN: Through pain and rain and snow and no (teeth) and sleet and meddling rain revolving pedals....oh I give up I would say I am TOO sick and TOO stupid for the Deep Thoughts and Inner Wisdom thread,

but then my inner wisdom says "That is impossible."

So there Is your deep thought for you. I WIN.

It doesn't make me happy even though and normally this thread does. :( I need PAST BED TIME 3 HOUR YOGA but I seriously don't think a) I can and b) I have to be at least awake enough to SCREAM at the husband when he tries to accidentally hit a parked Border patrol van or moving train.

Yeah, this gonna be a fun trip alright.

"Leave by 8 am."

I like the slogan "Leave by 10 if you are lucky" but he wouldn't even compromise on 9 am.

Anna
The worst part was the needles...the procedure was rather painless except the dull ache of the scraping of the jawbone...so far the Tylenol has been sufficient, so the Tramadol hcl sits in the tube waiting...probably will get tossed. I have a high tolerance for pain.
 

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I have a high tolerance for pain.
I used to think I did too. Then, in 2007, my bicycle tried to run over a little Toyota. Not a scratch on the bike (really) but three fractures of the pelvis. Point is, when the pain seems to last forever, the tolerance for pain kind of goes away.
 

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YEAH I HAVE A MASSIVE PAIN THRESHOLD NOW TOO.

Don't be all braggadocious on me I HAD to acquire mine, but compared to the alternative, meh, fine.

Tramadol, my drug of choice! It's like a little opiate that could with some activation thrown in. Works great on treatment resistant depression for a year until it doesn't!! And then YOU and the Psychiatrist discover the fact it works like any other opiate LOL, with w/d and rebound depression and ALL THAT. It's great. It's the best because for 15 years the drug company can make wild claims about it's complete "lack of addiction tendencies." Yeah. We BOTH checked HARD before "treatment initiation." I hate that drug company passionately.

Don't chuck it it's great for pets, well terminal ones I should add, I assume animals can experience w/d too and you don't want to do that to your pet. At least, our big dog liked it. Her first snakebite they tried to charge us like, 3K for injections which we did not, at that time, have lying around but they made it sound so DIRE I called them and I was like, "OMG that is my kid's dog but "skin SLOGHING off her FACE? We don't even know if she is in the time window for the antivenin, like, should we PUT HER DOWN?" I was serious, they made it sound if we didn't go all together to donate blood plasma like, we were animal murderers.

They changed their tune at that point they were like, "OH GOD NO!!! Most bigger dogs do fine we were just explaining some of the POSSIBLE side effects and I was like, "I will kill you or bring you a Very Large Snake" but my husband was more chill about it, and he marched in and was like, "Dude, look.... give us a treatment plan we can actually afford that might help." So they gave her a bunch of like saline drips to "wash the venom away' and also some (probably expired) Tramadol, for 500 dollars.

That dog liked Tramadol too I guess they went on and on about how she was just lying contentedly on the floor, but any time a human went by she would wag her ears and like, thump her tail on the floor."

I was like, "Dude, she still seems pretty messed up what'd they give her?" To the husband. He was like, "Tramadol." I was like, "Yup that would DO IT OH GOD I HATE HOW THAT DOG AND I ARE ALIKE. I don't even LIKE her all the time she is so horribly like me."

I try to remember that when I really hate someone, I am like, "What if the world were full of me." The populace would be down to one, fairly quickly and rather efficiently.

Anna
 

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