Deeper Thoughts & Inner Weirdom 2
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Hey Now!!!
Best breakup letter ever, you can barely tell it's happening.
Nicely done, sir, NICELY done:
Anna
Nicely done, sir, NICELY done:
Anna
I did to much yoga, now I need a rest day.
But one day, I am going to be this granny and it will be AWESOME.
I'm fairly sure it's not photoshopped I know the pose she is doing it correctly. I don't know, maybe it is, these things are hard to tell. My favorite thing is she is doing it in the middle of the street. It's like, "Run me over I DARE YOU."
Anna
But one day, I am going to be this granny and it will be AWESOME.
I'm fairly sure it's not photoshopped I know the pose she is doing it correctly. I don't know, maybe it is, these things are hard to tell. My favorite thing is she is doing it in the middle of the street. It's like, "Run me over I DARE YOU."
Anna
Dear Anna,
If I ever knew a woman who fell for that line of ^%$$, I would have been well rid of her.
Anna, surely you would not.
Kindest regards,
CMD
If I ever knew a woman who fell for that line of ^%$$, I would have been well rid of her.
Anna, surely you would not.
Kindest regards,
CMD
Best breakup letter ever, you can barely tell it's happening.
Nicely done, sir, NICELY done:
Anna
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NOPE. I don't need no JEWELS in my CROWN. LOL.
Me and the husband were talking about having no ethics and creating a world. I responded, "I would be the QUEEN and I would kill everyone I hated. The people I cared about or who were useful, I would MAIM. And keep them for my servants."
The damn HUSBAND has never let me forget it. "Keep all the people I loved and maim them for my servants" has been batted about WAY TOO much in this household/
I mean.... just because I am really good at PRETENDING to have no ethics. I mean I wouldn't really DO IT. It was fun to imagine. LOL.
I am afraid until I grew up I got to break up with everybody also. I usually made sure I had the next guy lined up before I did it. I was not NICE in some of my breakups either.
Then when I divorced husband number one, my therapist, who had been waiting YEARS for this moment, pounced. She was like "When have you last been single Anna?" I was like, "IDK 15ish?" She was all, "You aren't gonna know who to date if you do no know YOURSELF." I was like, "Uh okay that makes sense." Then I asked her time frame and she was like "A YEAR."
I was like A YEAR??? I asked her if I could have meaningless hookups but I knew she was gonna say no, and then I was like, "I bet I could DO IT honestly I mean my life is in SHAMBLES."
LOL so that is how I became a functional adult and it turned into one of the best years of my life."
Then me and the husband hooked up (Finally! Like4 years I waited!) I was like, "Ooh ahh I know all this relationship stuff I have been developing a relationship with MAH SELF."
Turns out that is not at all the same as dating. But well....
Anna
Me and the husband were talking about having no ethics and creating a world. I responded, "I would be the QUEEN and I would kill everyone I hated. The people I cared about or who were useful, I would MAIM. And keep them for my servants."
The damn HUSBAND has never let me forget it. "Keep all the people I loved and maim them for my servants" has been batted about WAY TOO much in this household/
I mean.... just because I am really good at PRETENDING to have no ethics. I mean I wouldn't really DO IT. It was fun to imagine. LOL.
I am afraid until I grew up I got to break up with everybody also. I usually made sure I had the next guy lined up before I did it. I was not NICE in some of my breakups either.
Then when I divorced husband number one, my therapist, who had been waiting YEARS for this moment, pounced. She was like "When have you last been single Anna?" I was like, "IDK 15ish?" She was all, "You aren't gonna know who to date if you do no know YOURSELF." I was like, "Uh okay that makes sense." Then I asked her time frame and she was like "A YEAR."
I was like A YEAR??? I asked her if I could have meaningless hookups but I knew she was gonna say no, and then I was like, "I bet I could DO IT honestly I mean my life is in SHAMBLES."
LOL so that is how I became a functional adult and it turned into one of the best years of my life."
Then me and the husband hooked up (Finally! Like4 years I waited!) I was like, "Ooh ahh I know all this relationship stuff I have been developing a relationship with MAH SELF."
Turns out that is not at all the same as dating. But well....
Anna
Man, that was pretty quickREeePoRted!
Hopefully this quick 2 minute video will make up for it. Goats yelling like humans. Really worth a watch
OOOh… @wayne, I don't think we can be friends anymore. The only thing I can think of that sucks more than goats is goats yelling like HUMANS.
GOD I hate goats so much and the more I learn about them, the worse it gets. They climb trees like vultures, they scream like humans.
HOW MUCH MORE CAN ONE TERRORIZED AS A TODLER by goats freaking take? It was in a petting zoo, it kept head butting me. I was offering it FOOD. To add insult to injury. None of the ADULT humans did a dang thing. They were all like, 'Oh cool! Don't have to watch the evil goat right now, it's headbutting a little girl and it looks like she can take it; Let's leave it be."
I hate people. And goats.
I'm sorry but you are going to have to do something AWSEOME not goat related to be moved form my "kill" list to my "maim" list. Although thinking of me with absolute powers, well you may actually be BETTER off DEAD.
Anna
GOD I hate goats so much and the more I learn about them, the worse it gets. They climb trees like vultures, they scream like humans.
HOW MUCH MORE CAN ONE TERRORIZED AS A TODLER by goats freaking take? It was in a petting zoo, it kept head butting me. I was offering it FOOD. To add insult to injury. None of the ADULT humans did a dang thing. They were all like, 'Oh cool! Don't have to watch the evil goat right now, it's headbutting a little girl and it looks like she can take it; Let's leave it be."
I hate people. And goats.
I'm sorry but you are going to have to do something AWSEOME not goat related to be moved form my "kill" list to my "maim" list. Although thinking of me with absolute powers, well you may actually be BETTER off DEAD.
Anna
Word of the day : HoBosexual
Definition:
(gay homeless people) Or.... Straight people who like to have sex with homeless people. HoBosexual
Imma update that in Wikipedia, this is the correct definition.
Definition:
(gay homeless people) Or.... Straight people who like to have sex with homeless people. HoBosexual
Imma update that in Wikipedia, this is the correct definition.
Welp, guess I can't update Wikipedia...
Fuku Berean Hunter
Mannnnn, this dude can hold a grudge
Fuku Berean Hunter
Mannnnn, this dude can hold a grudge
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Anna, how about sheep?
I might have driven slowly by a farm with (what some might say) really good looking sheep. It's right there in the topic line
I must also say I consider this day epic!
In 4 ½ years only 2 red 'X'. 1 from each you, and each had me (big) belly laughing for minutes for different reasons. 
Make that 3 buddy. Welcome to no1givesafukastan. Likes are meaningless, disagrees are encouraged, and reports are highly recommend. If we get the Admins called on us, well that's extra point!
Enjoy ur stay here, and please get urself a weapon. We have a few left in the shed out back. The stock is limited, so choose wisely
(It's for ur saftety).
Fun fact; I tried to name the thread No1GivesAfukaStan... It was frowned upon by the establishment.
I got multiple PMs explaining why they thought the title was inappropriate, and won't approve it.
Enjoy ur stay here, and please get urself a weapon. We have a few left in the shed out back. The stock is limited, so choose wisely
(It's for ur saftety).
Fun fact; I tried to name the thread No1GivesAfukaStan... It was frowned upon by the establishment.
I got multiple PMs explaining why they thought the title was inappropriate, and won't approve it.
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