Deeper Thoughts & Inner Weirdom 2
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OMG @Kn0ttYFive of COURSE the toddle me started it. How could I have been so BLIND?
1) Tell me you don't have kids. Even if you do, like tell me you don't. PROMISE me you don't. Actually you sound like my mon at that age only she probably would have been , "Anna stop LYING. Can't you chill for one second, those were petting zoo animals they did not want to harm you."
2) Of course I tried to get away, what I was a child not an imbecile! I ran around like trying to hide between more innocuous animals and stuff. It followed me wherever I went. It sucked that goat, it really did. I personally figured it wanted to marry me (thank GOD in a toddler way I thought that, you know not through the houses of Congress or anything deep) I was like, "This goat wont leave me alone.
Yeah I STILL don't do petting zoos, especially at carnivals. Those are some mean, overfed animals right there.
Anna
1) Tell me you don't have kids. Even if you do, like tell me you don't. PROMISE me you don't. Actually you sound like my mon at that age only she probably would have been , "Anna stop LYING. Can't you chill for one second, those were petting zoo animals they did not want to harm you."
2) Of course I tried to get away, what I was a child not an imbecile! I ran around like trying to hide between more innocuous animals and stuff. It followed me wherever I went. It sucked that goat, it really did. I personally figured it wanted to marry me (thank GOD in a toddler way I thought that, you know not through the houses of Congress or anything deep) I was like, "This goat wont leave me alone.
Yeah I STILL don't do petting zoos, especially at carnivals. Those are some mean, overfed animals right there.
Anna
Id be careful with that one. Chiefs got a thing for butts.. And cats.
First, allow me to say with the revelations I posted today well, the booger eater accusation carries NO weight with me. In FACT, in MY world I could make the maimed eat MY boogers if I wanted.
Secondly, Chief's gonna have to fight it out with me because I like fat dudes with just REVOLTING tattoos especially if they own them. I kid, of course. He is all you, Chief.
Finally, @AstroTurf do NOT think I have not noted your ratings, AGREEING that Wayne would be better off dead.
You are officially on the "maim" list. I'm sorry. But I had to do it.
Anna
Yeah they are ALL dead^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^.
I'm kinda done with this though. Tomorrow, I will be back to my sweet nay ADORABLE even self. LOLOLLLLL
Anna
I'm kinda done with this though. Tomorrow, I will be back to my sweet nay ADORABLE even self. LOLOLLLLL
Anna
I'm a little confused by that song honestly, a) I can't tell the gender identify of any of them 100% it's like, the person singling can sing real LOW and HIGH and well also shriek like a child the costumes aren't helping any either. I can't put the lyrics together but man I'm fried by now.
Thank you all for the um pictures of goats and like stuff. Now that I discuss the true depth of my "Beautiful Trauma" (if you are not careful that's a Pink song and it's one you really can't...) No one I have ever played it for will let me get very far, lemme put it that way.
Oh right, Pink another thing in this world that like, I find super sucks. I bet someone's going to splice Pink and goats mating or something terrible.
My brother (back in his MORE feckless days, I mean he is still feckless only less so) decided to do some sort of written, sung, weird cartoonish version of Faust (Goethe) and I HATED Faust so much and my brother decided Faust would be, of course, a GOAT, and I decided to say nothing because like it was all like, modernized and weird and I had to look at some PRETTY AWFUL (because my brother's a good artist actually) pictures, saying as little as possible because I ALSO (unlike my brother apparently who DEVOURED Faust whole in HS) could not bear to read a single word and I cliffnoated up something IIRC and I was considered a "good student and a charming youth from a good family" so I got by on THAT, also I mean it's FAUST what the HELL more you gonna say about it? It makes NO sense, translated or not.
But I finally had to confess to my brother that I did not know even the PLOT of Faust,, let alone the intricacies he was discussing, and this was several months in but he was in all these weird states, I was worried about him. I get that's an excuse.... Even the authentic me, let alone the therapist me should have said, "Little brother, I cannot FORCE you to get a life, but I don't want to see your goat worship pics again although they are really good. It's just you know, German things, automobiles, Operas, Hitler, Faust, it's all the same to me."
Anyway my brother was like incredulous that I passed HS I could tell. I explained to him that almost ALL my high school was spent half-derriering things I did not enjoy or want to do in favor of more enjoyable pursuits. He was like, "Wow, sounds like you had a better approach than me." I was like, "Oh, IDK my penance now is I HELP people figure out their PROBLEMS and you are drawing pictures of Satan and the parent is so worried about your depression, she gave you the endless credit card, your VERY own copy and like, well, you should have SEEN what happened when I put a few things on it during my manic episode. She made ME give you MY violin even though it was worth 10 or more times what I spent. So maybe you are the winner for now."
I love my little brother I would neither maim him nor kill him. I think I talk to enthusiastically for him though. Or whatever. IDK.
I just want you all to know that each and everyone of you are deeply beloved by my inner queen on this thread. She grants you one wish, of your choosing, whatever it is, she doesn't even need to know if it's grosser than that cat tattoo! Poof|! She doesn't even want to know what revolting thing it is-- you can have it. Wishes granted.
Unless you want me to take a picture next to a goat. I can't.
Anna
Will you be my Yoko Ono.
I won't talk about SQUIRELLS, goats, flys, or cockroaches (willing to ad to list)
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