Deeper Thoughts & Inner Weirdom 2
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There is no way. The husband got so much junk I would actually have to figure out like, how to find some "external" drive, and like connect it and search it.
I am hotter than Francesca at least at that age, I'm pretty certain. I would enjoy Francesca pics because you know, I have never seen @AstroTurf naked 25 years ago and that is what would pop up, and it would be AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nah, I'm hotter than all his old g/f AND nicer. He said he never got a backrub EVER because they'd look a the scar and be afraid of like, hurting him somehow. I was like...oooh....doood... this is GREAT how can I fix Igor the best? I also experienced some sort of evil therapy as a violinist when like, my whole arm seized up. It's like this therapy of "torture" honestly, the therapist basically JAMS her ELBOW into your armpit and twists it all around until you literally state, "I am going to kill you the minute you stop but if you DON"T stop I will strangle me with my GOOD arm and then she moves on to your shoulder. Plus, not gonna lie, I uh, "spent some time" with massage therapists because they are good at... things, and lots of body type things with a cheery enthusiasm.
I want to say that maybe it was a ploy for massage but maybe not because he started crying and I was like, "Wassup? You at the point you are ready to kill or die yet?" and he was like, "No one has ever done this for me before."
He also had the most epic bad taste. His LAST girlfriend was so frightening I almost refused to date him by association. She was really SOMETHING. So yeah, he was not used to all this un-self-centered girlfriend of all TIME.
He really took advantage of that after a while so I had to rein it in. LOL. I am by FAR the best looking GF because like, I am kind and good and funny (just ask my group today, they finally one of them asked about my "accidental" pregnancy and so I had to explain that I heard somewhere like MJ lowers your sperm count but I didn't really think it through and like the chicks in my family get pregnant by walking PAST a house of ill repute and so I was like not thinking "It only takes ONE sperm" because I had my backup film and foams etc. but I hardly used them all the time because you know, I was like counting on the good old MJ and I could not express how much my ex used to smoke and how much I was pregnant two weeks later.)
So they all made fun of me for a while. They told me stuff like "You belong in West Virginia" and "I have never, ever, ever heard of using cannabis as a birth control method." I would have to say stuff like, "Well I am creative and impulsive in my mistakes. And, now you HAVE heard that so do pass along that it doesn't work as well as the IUD I have had ever since."
Fortunately some dude mused that 3 of his wives got pregnant by them saying they WERE on birth control, so I could be like, "Well you are a slow learner..... at least *I* am not the proud owner of three MJ children."
So we were talking about positive thinking and I was like "But it was cool! I got sober so young! I learned to fact check! I mean at the time I was totally.... curse words... annoyed but imagine I mean I think baby daddy is dead now I can't seem to locate him etc. So I might be dead too but I am NOT. And I have a cool kid. So, there's that."
I also explained one of my primary functions is like, to ah, make OTHER people feel good and so like yeah, they could go there.
I told the husband I did not care who he showed the pictures to as long as he did not tell me about it so I could.... you know, I cleaned up good there were a TON of dudes sniffing around after the divorce I am all about, "Sure like show of YOUR assets, since like I am now married to you." He acted horrified. I was like, "Dude you used to be a total PIG. What happened."
I got a lot of BS about Christian counseling changing him as a human being and I was like "That's too bad" but when it wore off after his nervous breakdown I probably would like have given up a LIMB for it to return because it turns out being married to a PIG in like, real time SUCKS.
Who knows. Maybe he sold them. He really was a problem there for a while. LOL.
I gotta go through the stuff after he dies,, he is an evil genius and he invents stuff and doesn't tell anyone, which would enable me to start a very much needed foundation I wish to start, called, "Logic and social grace for .......s." Not gonna lie. It's gotten bad. .......s have NOW gotten SO BOLD THEY EXPECT YOU TO SELF CESOR!!!!!!!! They complement your "bad" opinion and say they respect it SO MUCH then they say they are not going to ARGUE about it (usually because they are too dumb) but then they think they have REELED you in with their
fake "Respect" and demand in this fake polite way you never mention it again. Like, it would be like BURNING all your FAVORITE books because they were like, "We respect David Foster Wallace as a human being but he did not predict the future explosion of the alphabet people in his futuristic literary fiction work, so he has got to go." And you are like, "But he had the little levitating sports coach who would provide predictions to the tennis players if he let them lick sweat off them! That is KIND of gay?"
And they'd be like, "I respect that and here is your lighter and I stole your copy and to RESPECT ME YOU WILL NOW BURN IT RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME. Or I will have to feel horribly disrespected" and you want to just say "DIE ALREADY" but if I had my foundation I would mail you the "reteaching" implement of your choice. I am not picky. :Cat o nine tails? YOU GOT IT.
.......s need not apply I can spot them my whole family surrounds me. But I got sober and sane so I can see clearly now. If the world FILLS with them life might not be worth living anymore and I might need to make the sun go supernova NOW which, like instructions for that might be on my husband's computer.
It would be a nice ace in the hole.
Anna
Yeah, blowing up the world or taser and whatnot.... it's not GOOD.
Not as cruel as the rehabilitation camp I will be sent to where I complete hard labor with gruel and just enough meds to keep me from arsoning the camp. But I plan to do it anyway because I would rather be dead than a ........
No offense to sane liberals there is a GIGANTIC difference. I don't want more .......s and now they are harder to spot unless they are really OCD and wearing 7 masks.
I am hotter than Francesca at least at that age, I'm pretty certain. I would enjoy Francesca pics because you know, I have never seen @AstroTurf naked 25 years ago and that is what would pop up, and it would be AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nah, I'm hotter than all his old g/f AND nicer. He said he never got a backrub EVER because they'd look a the scar and be afraid of like, hurting him somehow. I was like...oooh....doood... this is GREAT how can I fix Igor the best? I also experienced some sort of evil therapy as a violinist when like, my whole arm seized up. It's like this therapy of "torture" honestly, the therapist basically JAMS her ELBOW into your armpit and twists it all around until you literally state, "I am going to kill you the minute you stop but if you DON"T stop I will strangle me with my GOOD arm and then she moves on to your shoulder. Plus, not gonna lie, I uh, "spent some time" with massage therapists because they are good at... things, and lots of body type things with a cheery enthusiasm.
I want to say that maybe it was a ploy for massage but maybe not because he started crying and I was like, "Wassup? You at the point you are ready to kill or die yet?" and he was like, "No one has ever done this for me before."
He also had the most epic bad taste. His LAST girlfriend was so frightening I almost refused to date him by association. She was really SOMETHING. So yeah, he was not used to all this un-self-centered girlfriend of all TIME.
He really took advantage of that after a while so I had to rein it in. LOL. I am by FAR the best looking GF because like, I am kind and good and funny (just ask my group today, they finally one of them asked about my "accidental" pregnancy and so I had to explain that I heard somewhere like MJ lowers your sperm count but I didn't really think it through and like the chicks in my family get pregnant by walking PAST a house of ill repute and so I was like not thinking "It only takes ONE sperm" because I had my backup film and foams etc. but I hardly used them all the time because you know, I was like counting on the good old MJ and I could not express how much my ex used to smoke and how much I was pregnant two weeks later.)
So they all made fun of me for a while. They told me stuff like "You belong in West Virginia" and "I have never, ever, ever heard of using cannabis as a birth control method." I would have to say stuff like, "Well I am creative and impulsive in my mistakes. And, now you HAVE heard that so do pass along that it doesn't work as well as the IUD I have had ever since."
Fortunately some dude mused that 3 of his wives got pregnant by them saying they WERE on birth control, so I could be like, "Well you are a slow learner..... at least *I* am not the proud owner of three MJ children."
So we were talking about positive thinking and I was like "But it was cool! I got sober so young! I learned to fact check! I mean at the time I was totally.... curse words... annoyed but imagine I mean I think baby daddy is dead now I can't seem to locate him etc. So I might be dead too but I am NOT. And I have a cool kid. So, there's that."
I also explained one of my primary functions is like, to ah, make OTHER people feel good and so like yeah, they could go there.
I told the husband I did not care who he showed the pictures to as long as he did not tell me about it so I could.... you know, I cleaned up good there were a TON of dudes sniffing around after the divorce I am all about, "Sure like show of YOUR assets, since like I am now married to you." He acted horrified. I was like, "Dude you used to be a total PIG. What happened."
I got a lot of BS about Christian counseling changing him as a human being and I was like "That's too bad" but when it wore off after his nervous breakdown I probably would like have given up a LIMB for it to return because it turns out being married to a PIG in like, real time SUCKS.
Who knows. Maybe he sold them. He really was a problem there for a while. LOL.
I gotta go through the stuff after he dies,, he is an evil genius and he invents stuff and doesn't tell anyone, which would enable me to start a very much needed foundation I wish to start, called, "Logic and social grace for .......s." Not gonna lie. It's gotten bad. .......s have NOW gotten SO BOLD THEY EXPECT YOU TO SELF CESOR!!!!!!!! They complement your "bad" opinion and say they respect it SO MUCH then they say they are not going to ARGUE about it (usually because they are too dumb) but then they think they have REELED you in with their
fake "Respect" and demand in this fake polite way you never mention it again. Like, it would be like BURNING all your FAVORITE books because they were like, "We respect David Foster Wallace as a human being but he did not predict the future explosion of the alphabet people in his futuristic literary fiction work, so he has got to go." And you are like, "But he had the little levitating sports coach who would provide predictions to the tennis players if he let them lick sweat off them! That is KIND of gay?"
And they'd be like, "I respect that and here is your lighter and I stole your copy and to RESPECT ME YOU WILL NOW BURN IT RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME. Or I will have to feel horribly disrespected" and you want to just say "DIE ALREADY" but if I had my foundation I would mail you the "reteaching" implement of your choice. I am not picky. :Cat o nine tails? YOU GOT IT.
.......s need not apply I can spot them my whole family surrounds me. But I got sober and sane so I can see clearly now. If the world FILLS with them life might not be worth living anymore and I might need to make the sun go supernova NOW which, like instructions for that might be on my husband's computer.
It would be a nice ace in the hole.
Anna
Yeah, blowing up the world or taser and whatnot.... it's not GOOD.
Not as cruel as the rehabilitation camp I will be sent to where I complete hard labor with gruel and just enough meds to keep me from arsoning the camp. But I plan to do it anyway because I would rather be dead than a ........
No offense to sane liberals there is a GIGANTIC difference. I don't want more .......s and now they are harder to spot unless they are really OCD and wearing 7 masks.
Look I am sorry but you are wearing clothes. That's just not gonna cut it. I mean the rest of it... fine.... But I gotta know if that's testicular cancer in there or a dead cat. And her kittens. And her grandkittens,
Also not understanding the role of the safety goggles but I hear they can be necessary for certain.... things.
Anna
Also not understanding the role of the safety goggles but I hear they can be necessary for certain.... things.
Anna
LOL. skerrd of what? what should I be skerrd of?Nice, diversion NY13.
You skerrd, just say you skerrd .
Life is short. Spending it scared wastes it.
Yes yes yes.Well then let's hook up and party like animals
Masks off though. With masks I'll pass, and go somewhere where the folks are not so skerrd.
If you like Lively, gotta contribute. if the 3 main trouble makers stop posting.. It would be just a thread full of skerrdy spectators, with bland material. Basically, a normal thread.
Alryte, that's the spirit !!!
Post it up for the Adminz to remove!!
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Hey Enaud, the Party Van is parked out back. Come and join us, there's tons of candy.
It's totally safe,
It will be so much fun.
It's totally safe,
It will be so much fun.
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what the hellz was going on , on that ship?
kettlebell...
its the secret to my physique, a kettlebell.
i keep it in there so it is always available for play...
i mean who doesnt like to play with their kettlebell?!?
i play with mine, all the time, a lot!!!
would you like to play with my kettlebell too???
sure you wood... just remember to wear your safety goggles, ok?
LOLz
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