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I'll start it off with general banter. Being a Poo virgin :) had to place an order and try it with my soon (I hope) to be finished Sumpin'. I DIY my own juice and was wondering, is the Poo best vaped by itself? Does it mix well? I'm thinking about adding just a very small amount of a fruit or something. What's the general opinions? I love tobacco flavors so maybe just leave it alone?

If just asking this question is blasphemy please be easy on me :oops:
 
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Poo (specifically Brown Bomber) is far and away the best NET I've ever had. I believe others that have tried it will also chime in, in agreement that poo is the closest to the real thing I've found. In this case the real thing being a high quality cigar.

I'm supposed to be working right now so I'll let others fill in the blanks.

If you're looking for the real thing flavor, you've found it IMHO. :)


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I am by no means a purist with the stuff. I still have a couple (not many) other flavors that I get on occasion and will mix them with some poo. My problem with other juices is that they all taste "fake". By mixing them w/ NEMP, they become an interestingly flavored cigar.

Last year I actually did a run of fruit flavored poo (peach, apple and lemon). So, yes... it does go quite well with fruits.
 

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I do lung hits on a hungry setup (~.2ohm) and find poo holds it's flavor well when thinning it with NF base. 1/3rd poo to 2/3rds NF and the flavor still rocks.

Hehe and you can always tell an ATTY that has poo in it because it looks like the gearbox in your tractor. Are there any updates in filtering? Not that it matters. I still can't get enough! :D
 

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the classic is filtered and ready for mixing. The blonde will be filtered tomorrow. 30, 60 and 120ml bottles arrived today. I hope to start invoicing by this weekend.

If you mean a new filtering method, no. same as always. It will still leave your atty looking like it blew a head gasket. If I filter it down any more, I fear it would diminish the flavor (and ability to magically multiply when added to unflavored)
 

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I am by no means a purist with the stuff. I still have a couple (not many) other flavors that I get on occasion and will mix them with some poo. My problem with other juices is that they all taste "fake". By mixing them w/ NEMP, they become an interestingly flavored cigar.

Last year I actually did a run of fruit flavored poo (peach, apple and lemon). So, yes... it does go quite well with fruits.

My personal favorite is the apple-baccy. Either mixing with your apple extract or my apple pie flavor, it's outstanding!


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Absolutely! Speaking of which Giggy, I found a bottle of apple-baccy that you had sent me close to a year ago that I packed away when I deployed. This stuff ages like a fine wine! I mix about 1/3 giggy apple-baccy with 2/3 poo and it is to die for!

I'd ask you for the recipe, but a magician never reveals his tricks! I'll stick with flinging poo, but by all means will be offering up a trade for more of your flagship soon. I'm down to about 30ml left
 

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In other news, Dozer (the new puppy) that we adopted at 7 months old is recovering from all of his strange diseases (vet said he only sees about 15 cases a year) and has jumped from about 60lbs to about 75 in all of 2 weeks and has turned into a spunky little monkey! I just need to sell out this entire batch to cover all the vet bills! Ha!

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In a lot of ways I am a purist. Coffee...black no sugar, cuz I like coffee and don't need any other flavors added. Cigars should be good aged tobacco and nothing else, and why the hell would you cover a good steak with steak sauce?
Really looking forward to trying this juice. Will definitely try it first by itself. Since I'm getting 120ml I will have enough to experiment with small amounts.
 

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Having run out of this NEMP around Christmas time last year, and if my memory hasn't gotten the best of me yet, this just happens to be the best NET cigar flavor I've tasted to date. I've bought many expensive NETs since running out of this "rocket fuel", only to have continually come up short of Kevin's best kept secret, NEMP. Unlike other NET's, this poo actually gets going on a guncked up coil. The after thought when smoking...no wait, I mean vaping this NEMP, reminds me of real cigar smoke, with a very, very, very faint menth after taste. Anyways, that's my recollection.

Oh, and by the way, it be great if our dogs could get together some time - image.jpg
Ol Dozer looks to be from about the same breed, don't ya think:)
 

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Absolutely! Speaking of which Giggy, I found a bottle of apple-baccy that you had sent me close to a year ago that I packed away when I deployed. This stuff ages like a fine wine! I mix about 1/3 giggy apple-baccy with 2/3 poo and it is to die for!

I'd ask you for the recipe, but a magician never reveals his tricks! I'll stick with flinging poo, but by all means will be offering up a trade for more of your flagship soon. I'm down to about 30ml left

PM me your current address and I'll get some heading your way :)


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I had the Poo, vaped it too much and put it away for a long time................then busted it out again!! Using the extract I started having employees and customers at a B&M I work at try it. Soon enough there was barely any poo extract left over and I was craving it. More and more people want the poo but this next batch is all mine!!!

Here's a review I did awhile back for anyone interested

Brown Bomber
 
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Poo (specifically Brown Bomber) is far and away the best NET I've ever had. I believe others that have tried it will also chime in, in agreement that poo is the closest to the real thing I've found. In this case the real thing being a high quality cigar.

I'm supposed to be working right now so I'll let others fill in the blanks.

If you're looking for the real thing flavor, you've found it IMHO. :)


Sent while slacking out and about.

I must concur. Although I don't vape tobacco flavors anymore, the wonder monkey sent me a test of poo anyway and told me to PIF. It was by far the smoothest and most realistic tobacco flavor I ever tried. :2c:
 

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Sadly, I will not be doing the invoices this weekend as I had planned. Reason being that I just got tasked to spend the week out in the field this coming week. I do not feel right sending invoices and sitting on the product for a week before shipping. That said, the juice will steep in it's raw form for another week. I will invoice next weekend, then ship shortly thereafter.

Sorry for the delay, but again, better a slight delay knowing why with your money not spent than money spent wondering what the delay is.

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Just got the PM from the Poo flinging monkey.

I always look forward to vape mail but nothing gets me excited like Poo! :w00t::w00t::w00t:

Now I'm a grown man, but I've had this stuff before just to check it out. I was pleasantly surprised by how good it was. I say "was"... Absolutely mouth watering... I tried to conserve but I just couldn't put it down until every last drop was gone. And that was the botched batch. I can't wait to try the finished version. I suspect I won't be disappointed.

I see a lot of first time customers, I suspect there will be a lot of re-order's. :p

I can hardly wait! :w00t::p
 
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