Dirty Monkey Vapeworks: Reviews & Updates

[Xobeloot]

One of my new Orangutans sent me a message and I figured I'd address it to all. When vaping NEMP, it has an amazing ability to season a wick and get better with age. The juice you have all received has been steeped for roughly 1 month courtesy of my wedding/honeymoon... But that is not the only way to make it better! I have several atty's that have had the same cotton wick in them on the same coil for 2-3 weeks!

The poo will actually season your wick and coil. If it looks brown, nasty, and soaked in poo... Wet it down! It is like a fine rich porter beer or wine that has been aged in a cellar! So long as you keep the wick and coil wet, it will get better and better!

The caveat to that is that if you do burn the wick or coil, it will burn the residual NEMP that has stuck to it and will produce a short burst of funky smoke and likely require you to rebuild the coil and re-wick.

Always remember... The wetter the poo, the smoother the taste!

 

[shelleyb]

Just want to say thank you so much for the Brown Bomber -- It's awesome, and even more awesome is the fact that my hubby LIKES it. I've been vaping for 3 months and having been trying to find something he would like and actually use - this is the first vape he's liked. He's a heavy smoker of little cigars, so I'm hoping this will be the beginning of the end of them -- thanks again -

 

[SeaNap]

Vaping this right now, changed wicks cleaned out the old flavor and threw in some poo and you absolutely have repeat business from me! This is a very well extracted tobacco flavor, it reminds me of a few limited edition Vapenstein cigar blends that I ordered a few years ago (Which I still have a lot of if you want some samples). The problem w/ the vapenstein blends was it was so much like a cigar that I couldnt vape it more than 30min much like smoking a real cigar. Your blend is an All-Day-Vape, the quality is there and I love that subtle cool chill you get on the exhale. Great Product Xobe!

Sad to hear you didn't turn profit, but ecstatic to hear how much you raised for a great cause! I love the idea of unmixed flavor, I have a couple hundred ml of VG/PG base liquids that are dying to be used. I would easily pay $25-$30 for 30ml. I can't wait to try out the apple and peach!

If you're experimenting, have you considered trying to mix with banana? Alien Visions does this with their Boba's Bounty tobacco flavor and they call it Gorilla Juice. It's one of my fav's, but I think your quality of tobacco extract would make for a better juice.

 

[Rmcgloth]

I rarely smoked cigars, just the backwoods type while fishing or camping. Brown bomber surprised me with how much I liked it right off the bat. I love the cool exhale, and how it changes as you vape it. Lots of character and complexity. I felt like I smoked a whole cigar in the first drop. Very satisfying, and interesting. Well done!

 

[_jmeek]

Monkey Poo & Dr. Who.
I'm set for the day...

 

[Xobeloot]

Thank you all for the great reviews!

As for a banana flavor, I did have plans to create one, but the time constraints are not going to allow it. The clock is ticking for me right now as you all know.

Shelley: I think your experience has tickled me the most out of anyone! I am extremely happy for you and your hubby! I got your e-mail and will be getting a nice-sized bottle of my personal stash (high-nicotine) out to you sometime next week. Let's keep him off those little stink-sticks!

 

[Xobeloot]

DKeppel: I'm off to the PO now to fling poo to New Zealand! Here's hoping that customs will allow monkey feces into your beautiful country!

 

[Xobeloot]

OK, maybe not! Self-service kiosk won't do international. Mrs. Orangutan will be shipping it Monday while I'm at work.




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[Xobeloot]

Had a few orders cancel and/or not respond to my attempts to contact them.

The following are available for sale:

2x 18mg (SOLD)
5x 12mg

If you are one of the people who cancelled (for whatever reason) or did not contact me back on payment options, I will happily place you at the top of the list when I begin list #2.

Thanks!

-X

 

[Xobeloot]

List 2 interest/preparation thread started

http://www.e-cigarette-forum.com/fo...m/495557-dirty-monkey-vapeworks-list-2-a.html

 

[Ramjet]

Hey Kevin, I appreciate all the time and effort you put into your Dirty Monkey business. Your an awesome guy and obviously any combat medic and soldier would be blessed to be serving with you. Your love of country and the wounded warriors project is very admirable.

Your NEMP creation is wonderful. I've been enjoying this all day. If you're able to turn the 12mg into 24, I'll take those under the same conditions as my first order. If not, I will be looking foreward to your second batch.

May God bless you, your family, and provide safe passage back home for you all!!!

 

[Xobeloot]

RJ: I do not have any 24mg right now, but list 2 is in the works. Please post what you want in the new thread:

http://www.e-cigarette-forum.com/fo...m/495557-dirty-monkey-vapeworks-list-2-a.html

And i'll make sure you get it in the new batch!


Update:

18mg - Sold
12mg - 3 bottles (15ml) still available

 

[zygote]

Sorry for the delay Xobeloot, if there is any Poo left please contact me, e-mail was sent to your PM. Thanx.

 

[Xobeloot]

Zy: The 32 went fast, but like I mentioned in my last pm, I will happily add you to the top of list 2.

Check out the thread and let me know what you will be interested in. There are a few new offerings (raw, pre-mixed, and flavors)

http://www.e-cigarette-forum.com/fo...m/495557-dirty-monkey-vapeworks-list-2-a.html

 

[Xobeloot]

Also: Still 3 x 15ml bottles of 12mg available for immediate shipping.

 

[darkzero]

Got my monkey poo & been dripping it over the weekend. Very smooth & clean tasting vape. Great job Monkey, keep em coming!

 

[Crash Moses]

Just got mine today and I have to say this is the closest thing to real tobacco I've ever tried...spot on. I love the slight spiciness on my tongue and the extremely subtle menthol. Just so different from anything else I've ever vaped...been vaping it for an hour straight...shoulda asked for 6mg.

That said, when I do a full lung hit I get a completely different flavor...it tastes like (and this is not a bad thing...doing lung hits right now) the rocket exhaust from the Estes solid fuel rocket engines I used to launch as a kid...took me awhile to place it but that's what it is.

As per my normal operating procedure when trying out a new flavor I asked my kids what it smelled like (and they answered before I'd even vaped it...apparently it clings to your clothes...very poo like) and they claimed (without hesitation) pancakes and syrup.

So there you have it...yum! Thanks, Kev. Here's hoping to your safe return.

 

[Xobeloot]

Thanks man! not sure about the rocket fuel thing, but i've also never lung hit it! Then again, I always put my rocket engines in the rocket and never ate them! Must be a Marine thing

Thanks man!

 

[Crash Moses]

Not bad...a little chewy...tastes like chicken.

 

[Xobeloot]

mmmmmm... chicken!