Dirty Monkey Vapeworks List #2

[Xobeloot]

Hello my fellow Orangutans!

The Dirty Monkey here! I produce small-batch extracted cigar juice for a cause!

My first list for the Brown Bomber (Naturally Extracted Monkey Poo) was a HUGE success!. Not only did we fling poo across the USA, but Internationally as well.

In doing so, we also raised $211 for the Wounded Warrior Project!

My juice is a complex mix of rich cigar, natural sweetness, and a slight chill that will leave your tastebuds guessing!

List 1 was simply for the classic Brown Bomber (NEMP)

List 2 is opening up a whole new world of poo!

I will be offering not only Classic NEMP, but also Rotten Peach, Green Appoo Splatter, and LemoNEMP.



If you are curious about what your fellow ECF members are saying, please visit the following thread:

http://www.e-cigarette-forum.com/fo...1-dirty-monkey-vapeworks-reviews-updates.html

This thread is for gauging interest in the different flavors so that I may prepare accordingly!

Please list your name, flavor, and mg/ml desired!


Sadly, this will be the last run on monkey poo before I head back overseas again, so I will be offering 2 forms of poo:

1) Pre-mixed to your preferred nicotine level from 0-32mg (over 98%VG)
2) Raw Poo - Perfectly blended extracts and flavors for you to mix into your own nicotine base of choice

Cheers!

-Doc

 

[Xobeloot]

In addition, I currently have 5 x 15ml bottles of 12mg/ml Brown Bomber (NEMP) available from the last run.

Please PM me if interested!

 

[kevin666]

kevin666 rotten peach .6

 

[james1980]

Green Appoo Splatter 15ml raw poo

LemoNEMP 15ml raw poo


Will you provide ratio instructions for raw poo

 

[Xobeloot]

Absolutely. My poo is simple. 1ml of poo to 10ml of base.

ex: 1ml of Appoo Splatter + 10ml of your choice base = 11ml of Appoo Splatter!

As a soldier, I've learned that complicating things just causes unnecessary headache! All of my poo formulas are designed in a 1:10 ratio

Even an untrained monkey can mix my base! Can you count to 1 and 10? BRILLIANT! add 1ml of poo to 10ml of base! you've got it! (DISCLAIMER: This is intended to be funny! If you can not count to 10, please do not order raw poo. I will happily do the counting for you!)

You'll be a sergeant in no time!

 

[josho]

30ml classic NEMP raw pewpew

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[Xobeloot]

Josho: do you want absolutely raw poo or raw poo w/ my additives used to make classic NEMP?

 

[Ramjet]

Brown Bomber (Naturally Extracted Monkey Poo) Extract, 15ml....30ml if left overs

 

[Xobeloot]

too easy! I have enough cigars to make about 400ml of raw right now. Will snag a couple more.

Since I am going away for a while, I expect the raw poo to be the big seller this time!

Note to ECF: 15ml of poo = 150ml of juice. all tou have to do is order the nic base of your choice and mix!

 

[Xobeloot]

2 bottles of remaining 12mg sold. 3 bottles remaining. PM if interested in immediate poo flinging!

 

[Ramjet]

Awesome! I was thinking the same about your departure <<<30ml.>>> it is... then double bill me for all your hard work

 

[Xobeloot]

My Orangutans!

Yoda has spoken to me!

Sales improve, you must! Use Glass Bottles, You Will......



All list 2 orders will ship in 15ml glass dropper bottles!

 

[SkinyFatMan]

I need to try some of the peach!
I'll try the ones that are on their way and I'll let you know how much else I want of all the others.

Definitely interested!

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[pdib]

I wants some more RottenPeach, for, like, next Summer. 30ml raw peachPOO (please mr. monkey), for me to mix with my own base type-style.

 

[Kristian]

I'm good for 30ml of Classic NEMP Raw Poo and 15ml of Rotten Peach Raw Poo.

*If the demand is greater than the supply, I will gladly reduce my request to 15ml of Classic to allow for others to have a chance to taste your poo.

 

[pdib]

I wants some more RottenPeach, for, like, next Summer. 30ml raw peachPOO (please mr. monkey), for me to mix with my own base type-style.

You know, I was just thinkin', and I came back to say exactly what Kristian just did. I don't wanna deprive anyone . . . . . . .. maybe I'll stretch 15ml and leave some poo for other pooples.

 

[Ohio Points]

Ohio Points:

30ml 2) Raw Poo

 

[MamaTried]

tasting my very first poo as i speak. wow ...

i'm in the Kristian/pdib camp. i'll take whatever i can get if it doesn't deprive anyone else of poo-ness.


but can i lick the spoon?

 

[Filthy-Beast]

Please put me down for 15ml of classic NEMP and 15ml of Green Appoo Splatter, both raw for me to DIY.

 

[supertrunker]

15ml raw NEMP please.

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