Would love to try that Rotten Peach, loving classic already vaped a bottle 
Let me know if the list re-opens 
Thanks.
Let me know if the list re-opens Thanks.
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Monkey poo maker - please, increase your production, hire some staff and whack up a website with a cart okay?
Anthony: I already bought the domain, but I will not be building the site until after my next tour in Afghanistan. Even that may not happen immediately as I will be moving to Germany shortly after I get home.
I will have to research how to continue making my poo and ship internationally. If I am assigned an APO address, it will be easy. If not... Not so much!
I will have to research how to continue making my poo and ship internationally. If I am assigned an APO address, it will be easy. If not... Not so much!
Final stage!
Just under 900ml of Brown Bomber Classic Raw.
Brought to a boil to be sure no critters are living in it!
Open/covered steeping x 24hr to let all my goodies finish steeping (has been mixed for just under a week now).
Tomorrow evening I will be bottling the classic raw and blending the classic + nic.
By sunday I will be blending the flavored varieties.
One lucky customer will be getting an extra special holiday gift!
On sunday night, once blending is complete, I will use random.org to select which lucky poo flinger will be receiving their order FIRST... And FREE!!!
Whomever wins the free order, the total cost of what they would have paid for their order will be donated to wounded warrior project!
Free poo! Wait? What is this? You need something to vape the poo in??!!
OH MY!!!! The dirty monkey has just informed me that in addition to the winner getting their order for FREE and the cost of their order being donated to WWP by DMV....
They will also be receiving.....
....dramatic pause.....
A $200.00 gift certificate towards the ultimate poo-vaping machine at www.reosmods.com courtesy of Dirty Monkey Vapeworks!!!!
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Just under 900ml of Brown Bomber Classic Raw.
Brought to a boil to be sure no critters are living in it!
Open/covered steeping x 24hr to let all my goodies finish steeping (has been mixed for just under a week now).
Tomorrow evening I will be bottling the classic raw and blending the classic + nic.
By sunday I will be blending the flavored varieties.
One lucky customer will be getting an extra special holiday gift!
On sunday night, once blending is complete, I will use random.org to select which lucky poo flinger will be receiving their order FIRST... And FREE!!!
Whomever wins the free order, the total cost of what they would have paid for their order will be donated to wounded warrior project!
Free poo! Wait? What is this? You need something to vape the poo in??!!
OH MY!!!! The dirty monkey has just informed me that in addition to the winner getting their order for FREE and the cost of their order being donated to WWP by DMV....
They will also be receiving.....
....dramatic pause.....
A $200.00 gift certificate towards the ultimate poo-vaping machine at www.reosmods.com courtesy of Dirty Monkey Vapeworks!!!!
Sent from the zoo using Tapatypo 2
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Wholy cow Xobe! Thats one of the most amazing things I have seen on this site so far!
I really hope it's me. I could use a 2nd reo (or $200 to go toward a Woodvil).
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I really hope it's me. I could use a 2nd reo (or $200 to go toward a Woodvil).
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WOW, This an incredible contest and really shows your great holiday spirit and a very nice way to pay it forward.
This will be perfect timing for the lucky winner with the upcoming Woodvil sale or a Grand and RM2 for Christmas.
Good luck all and thanks Monkey!
This will be perfect timing for the lucky winner with the upcoming Woodvil sale or a Grand and RM2 for Christmas.
Good luck all and thanks Monkey!
Hey, you guys keep an eye on that REO thingy while I keep doing this...
Yeah, it only makes sense to have the <<<best>>>juice go with the <<<bestest>>>mod!!! I think a lot of folks around here are gonna miss you Kevin...
Thanks! I won't be gone, just won't be brewing poo.
I'll have internet where I'm going. Time... Not so much.
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I hope its me I really want a reo but ive been playing with the random.org thing and it never picks 3
i'm rooting for a non-Reo owner to get it. that just seems fitting.
beside james, i wonder how many others on the list haven't yet experienced the ultimate vape of a Reo?
beside james, i wonder how many others on the list haven't yet experienced the ultimate vape of a Reo?
SO... I sit here fuming and trying not to explode wondering how I am going to break this news.
There is no easy way to say it...
I totally messed up this batch. I just finished bottling all the raw requests and proceeded to whip up a small bottle of blended for myself. My poo extraction did not steep as it has on previous batches. I mixed at my usual ratios, steeped, etc... It just came out weak.
Typically I would mix 1ml poo into 10ml base and it is perfect. Right now I have 3ml into about 12ml to get the flavoring right.
I now have about 51 bottles in all flavors that I can not, in good conscience, send out to people. The flavored varieties may be OK if all you wanted was the flavor, but the poo to flavor ratio is going to be completely off.
This being said... It is with heavy heart that I announce that there will be no poo... At least, no poo that I am proud of.
I do not have the time, nor the funds to fix this horrendous error on my part. The ship has sailed, and I won't be able to redeem myself until after deployment.
I have the following botched bottles on hand:
Classic Raw: 29
Appoo Raw: 7
Peach Raw: 11
Lemon Raw: 5
If anyone wants any of these to try, I will let them go at $5 per bottle.
I am terribly sorry all
In good faith, I will still honor my posted drawing:
james1980! Ha! Merry-Happy Chrismachanuakwanzukkah to you!
PM incoming.
There is no easy way to say it...
I totally messed up this batch. I just finished bottling all the raw requests and proceeded to whip up a small bottle of blended for myself. My poo extraction did not steep as it has on previous batches. I mixed at my usual ratios, steeped, etc... It just came out weak.
Typically I would mix 1ml poo into 10ml base and it is perfect. Right now I have 3ml into about 12ml to get the flavoring right.
I now have about 51 bottles in all flavors that I can not, in good conscience, send out to people. The flavored varieties may be OK if all you wanted was the flavor, but the poo to flavor ratio is going to be completely off.
This being said... It is with heavy heart that I announce that there will be no poo... At least, no poo that I am proud of.
I do not have the time, nor the funds to fix this horrendous error on my part. The ship has sailed, and I won't be able to redeem myself until after deployment.
I have the following botched bottles on hand:
Classic Raw: 29
Appoo Raw: 7
Peach Raw: 11
Lemon Raw: 5
If anyone wants any of these to try, I will let them go at $5 per bottle.
I am terribly sorry all
In good faith, I will still honor my posted drawing:
james1980! Ha! Merry-Happy Chrismachanuakwanzukkah to you!
PM incoming.
Ohhhh nooooo
but hey, that's life. Thanks for trying Kevin!!! I think we all understand you had sacrificed your very limited time in order to bless all of us. Don't feel bad! You know what they say...chit happens
James, <<<CONGRATULATIONS>>> I knew 3 was a good #
3 Classic Raw...and all left overs!!!
but hey, that's life. Thanks for trying Kevin!!! I think we all understand you had sacrificed your very limited time in order to bless all of us. Don't feel bad! You know what they say...chit happensJames, <<<CONGRATULATIONS>>> I knew 3 was a good #
3 Classic Raw...and all left overs!!!
Correct. They will just have a significantly lesser poo flavor since I blended them according to full-strength poo and it wound up at about 1/2-1/3 normal strength. I can not promise anything with the flavored varieties.
The classic raw is also useable, it just requires about 3ml to every 10ml of base.
The classic raw is also useable, it just requires about 3ml to every 10ml of base.
If you want any of the botched batch, please PM me with what you want. I will update the available bottles as orders come in.
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