I find hotel smells
worse when I'm not smoking, than when I was a smoker, LOL. With that said, I worked as a maid in Champaign Illinois one summer in college (the BF at the time, ALSO an engineer, I guess I like them was doing an internship), and I learned several things that I won't repeat here (don't want to terrify anyone) but I WILL say that since that time, I've "sanitized" my hotel room with antimicrobial wet wipes ever since.... And I am not what one would call OCD about cleaning, either.
Hotels don't do much on top of regular cleaning, other than spray air freshener if you smoke in a non-smoking room, but I guess they like to charge $200 for the privilege, and no, the maids aren't going to care one way or another, I promise. If you set off the smoke alarm, that's another matter. Maids are firmly on the customer's side, it's an absolutely horrid job... And they know things you wouldn't even DREAM of, which is unfortunate. If I'd seen someone smoking in a room, I would have been like, "Way to de-germify the environment! Good for you!"
And, at least (this) maid has NO interest in your stuff, and NO desire to steal pills, vapes, or ANYTHING else, it's just.... too much information to even get invested in. I've never had anything stolen, including my pill box, though I'll use the safe when practical.
My worst hotel stay was traveling back east for a visit, I was arriving at like 2 a.m. so I chose the "closest" hotel room, THEN read the reviews. Well, they weren't quite as bad as their reviews indicated, but there was a police car the whole time, and drunken "couples" were being turned away
at 2 a.m. for not having a reservation, heh. I was so distracted by all the trees and foliage, I did not mind.
I'd love to say Bed and Breakfasts are better and maybe I'm anti-social, but all the "combination events," like wine after dinner and a shared breakfast. One time me and the Ex-husband went, and a couple that was staying there tried
really hard to talk us into some sort of swinger situation, it was horrifying. It was also winter, so I pretty much hid out in my room unless we were going somewhere, after that (results, perhaps, not-typical).
Give me a tent and the people I love around, any day. I think I know most of what has happened inside my tent. Even better, give me an RV (seriously, Do It,


).
Anna