It is time for me to realize that I have a drinking problem. No, it's not what you think. I'm not an alcoholic. I can go months without alcohol. But when I drink, I at least want to get a buzz from the alcohol. It has taken me over 70oz of beer to achieve this buzz. Now my stomach is all full and it sloshes when I move. It used to be a few of 12oz beers would do the trick. Now I have to go through 3 24oz bottles of Budweiser to get the same effect. This is too much work. I don't make very much money, so I can't afford good hard liquor. This is depressing. This must mean I'm getting old. I just now finished the last of the 72oz. Now I am drunk.
Please don't think I'm treating alcoholism as a joke. I know it's not. I just wish it took less to feel a buzz for me. The gray hair on my head and face is lobbying for legitimacy. And it looks like it's winning.
Please don't think I'm treating alcoholism as a joke. I know it's not. I just wish it took less to feel a buzz for me. The gray hair on my head and face is lobbying for legitimacy. And it looks like it's winning.