There have been a couple of times, on another forum, when I went off on some pretty embarrassing rambling rants. My problem is that even when inebriated I seem to type pretty much typo free and people don't realize just how wasted I was. I had one New Years rant deleted by a Moderator. From another rant, someone who knew me well enough to know PM'd me that I typed very well for a drunk. I then went to the post and edited it down to "DELETED OFF TOPIC CONTENT".
Yeah, been there, done that. And, when I do, I type a LOT.