E-Cigs causing excessive flatulence and explosive diahrea?

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james chapman

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I am not a Doctor,but I play one on forums. My advice is free and normally not asked for. Your symptoms are a definite sign of old age. The flatulence will only get worse with time. Your boredom at work will cease upon retirement,however you will be bored at home,which will lead to increased vaping,and that will lead to higher debt,as you will be surfing every vape shop on the web. :glug:
 

SissySpike

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Actually, that is just the WORST of my e-cig related symptoms. I also have been noticing I don't have the same 'stamina' I used to, my hairline is receeding, my ankles crack when I wake up in the morning, my job is more boring than usual, my bills are more upsetting, my debt is higher, and the hair on my toes is getting longer. While I can't say these are all directly attributed to vaping beyond ANY reasonable doubt....I am quite sure vaping is the cause of all of it. I'm just not sure where to go from here :( Hopefully someone has the answers.
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fancypants

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I have IBS, but I laughed so hard when I read the first post, my animals thought I was nuts! :lol: Still can't stop laughing!

Made me think of Family Guy when Peter has all that plastic surgery and gets into the Beautiful People's Club! "Here are some pills so that when you go it will make your bowel movements smell like bakery fresh cinnamon rolls"...or something like that! :laugh:

So all I could think was, congrats, you're in the beautiful people's club!

Whew, thanks for that!

And sorry Butters, I can't think of a single bowel disease that is fun. :(
 
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