My gf is trying to eat my arm and my dogs are eyeing me while licking their lips.
Send help. Please.
Send help. Please.
Emergency: I was careless and splashed some Casablanca on my sleeve
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What? And waste the Casa? ARE YOU NUTS?
Hi Ruppy! I sure wish we could get some WV companies on line and develop some amazing vessels for Don's mixes. We have glass makers, plastics manufactures, electronics engineers, and assemblers galore.
Hi Ruppy! I sure wish we could get some WV companies on line and develop some amazing vessels for Don's mixes. We have glass makers, plastics manufactures, electronics engineers, and assemblers galore.
Oh, I like y'all's bottles, too. I can actually squeeze them. Some vendors use super hard bottles that my arthritic hands can't squeeze at all.
I meant some nice WV made PVs and glass tanks that can withstand a beating. Each model would be named after a county. Not sure that The Wirt would sell well unless it was a heck of a PV though.
I meant some nice WV made PVs and glass tanks that can withstand a beating. Each model would be named after a county. Not sure that The Wirt would sell well unless it was a heck of a PV though.
Okay! Don't panic and stay calm. This has happened to even the most experienced vaporers so there is nothing to be ashamed of.
You have come to the right place for this premium liquid emergency (CRACP). Other wise known as Casa Recover And Containment Proceedure
First - Restrain all pets, small children and old ladies. You don't want their saliva to mix with said Casa.
Second - You failed to convey the extent of the Casa injury and too which sleeve so we must assume it is your RIGHT arm sleeve that has stepped out of line and assaulted your Casa. This kind of action must never be ignored. Such violent and uncalled for behavior of any sleeve must never be tolerated and must be dealt with immediately and with unwaivering force.
Third - With the assistance of your gf you should move your right arm toward the center of body. Then carefully begin to rub any excess Casa off from the assailant (your sleeve) onto this "center section" of your body. Ideally this area is located just below the belly button.
With steady even pressure you will want to continue this rubbing motion until most evidence of the victim (Casa) has been dispersed onto this area.
Forth - At this time you will want your gf to resume her original medical procedure you had described to the newly transfered "area".
Fifth - While she is busy working on that procedure you will want to remove your shirt and begin sucking your sleeve to recover all remaining traces of said Casa.
Sixth - Emergency situation has now been resolved and you may now address any other situation that may have arose during your Casa recovery and containment procedures listed above.
This has been a CRACP preparedness program announcement. Wallet sized procedure cards are available for a low fee of $37.99 plus S&H. Canadians please add $84.42 for S&H.
You have come to the right place for this premium liquid emergency (CRACP). Other wise known as Casa Recover And Containment Proceedure
First - Restrain all pets, small children and old ladies. You don't want their saliva to mix with said Casa.
Second - You failed to convey the extent of the Casa injury and too which sleeve so we must assume it is your RIGHT arm sleeve that has stepped out of line and assaulted your Casa. This kind of action must never be ignored. Such violent and uncalled for behavior of any sleeve must never be tolerated and must be dealt with immediately and with unwaivering force.
Third - With the assistance of your gf you should move your right arm toward the center of body. Then carefully begin to rub any excess Casa off from the assailant (your sleeve) onto this "center section" of your body. Ideally this area is located just below the belly button.
With steady even pressure you will want to continue this rubbing motion until most evidence of the victim (Casa) has been dispersed onto this area.Forth - At this time you will want your gf to resume her original medical procedure you had described to the newly transfered "area".
Fifth - While she is busy working on that procedure you will want to remove your shirt and begin sucking your sleeve to recover all remaining traces of said Casa.
Sixth - Emergency situation has now been resolved and you may now address any other situation that may have arose during your Casa recovery and containment procedures listed above.
This has been a CRACP preparedness program announcement. Wallet sized procedure cards are available for a low fee of $37.99 plus S&H. Canadians please add $84.42 for S&H.
hmm, maybe I could replace the batting in a carto with my sleeve.
For now it is sitting under glass. I'm waiting to see if the juice will steep there and create either Don's face or Humphrey Bogart's. If a face appears, I shall call it "The Shroud of West Virginny"
For now it is sitting under glass. I'm waiting to see if the juice will steep there and create either Don's face or Humphrey Bogart's. If a face appears, I shall call it "The Shroud of West Virginny"
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