This is perhaps politically incorrect, but . . . I would prefer JudeD's Smoke Signals since smoke signals used to rise out of the top of teepees to warn of danger.
And for you boomerdude, extra triple strength flavor with weeks of intense steeping.
On a side note, in our house, we were far too polite and cultured to say, "Pardon me, but I just farted," so we had a code sentence to warn others of impending odor. We would simply say, "Run for your life, kitty," since a particularly noxious offering from my husband once chased all the pets from the room. Wouldn't have happened if only he'd been wearing his cape.