We used the Atkins Diet a few years ago and discovered the wonders of
Maltitol
We call it Fartitol.
Room clearing septic
tank equivalent of sucralose.
Constant farts of epic proportions and intensity.
Total biohazard.
Maybe we're absorbing enough sweetener (sucralose) to exacerbate our lowered metabolism
Lower peristalsis = longer fart steeping time
They smell so deaf people can enjoy them too.