FDA considering nationwide ban on air

[PlanetScribbles]

A recent study by the FDA has discovered that air contains dangerous amounts of the element Argon, an asphyxiant which has been shown to destroy human body cells and is used in incandescent lightbulbs.

See how easy it is to distort the facts, and make something so relatively harmless seem so dangerous?

 

[techtony]

Maybe we should release this info to the masses, then sheeple will want to hold their breath and go away!!

 

[blondeambition3]

Maybe we should release this info to the masses, then sheeple will want to hold their breath and go away!!

Too good!!!!

 

[VaporPhreak]

Nice!

 

[PlanetScribbles]

Maybe we should release this info to the masses, then sheeple will want to hold their breath and go away!!

I lol'ed

 

[dmtnt]

Gotta watch out for that dihydrogen monoxide too! Dangerous stuff!

 

[justincase]

lol................

This made me choke on my poptart!

 

[ejoker]

guess i'm the odd man out. i completely agree with the fda's assessment of our air and i stand behind their decision to ban. until a safe and effective remedy can be found, we simply don't need our children inhaling those toxins.

oh, and frosted flakes could be endangering the ozone layer ...

 

[tunabubblegum]

Give the "air ban" bill to Obama, he'll sign it

 

[wanted]

guess i'm the odd man out. i completely agree with the fda's assessment of our air and i stand behind their decision to ban. until a safe and effective remedy can be found, we simply don't need our children inhaling those toxins.

oh, and frosted flakes could be endangering the ozone layer ...

10000% +1!

 

[jj2]

Will you kindly let me know when it is save to breath.

 

[ejoker]

you can have my air when you pry it out of my cold, dead nostrils.

 

[Scottbee]

It's the "second hand air" that will really do ya in....

 

[Lab]

yeah there has been a lot of recorded deaths from that second hand air.. usually it is the ppl that are in a very small non-ventilated areas.

 

[rosesense]

Then the FDA will just need to regulate it and the government can tax it and all will be good

 

[Connman]

Is that outside air or inside air? If it`s just the outside air no problem for now until the mail comes.

 

[chc]

I am currently stocking up on air, filling large garbage bags and all empty jars/bottles. I want to make sure I am stocked up before the ban or taxes hit us.

 

[PlanetScribbles]

I've sealed all my windows up with duct tape. I've also ordered one of those 'Jacko Oxytanks' and a cryogenic chamber. When I get paid i'll buy a canary.

 

[ejoker]

I am currently stocking up on air, filling large garbage bags and all empty jars/bottles. I want to make sure I am stocked up before the ban or taxes hit us.

that is CLASSIC!!

 

[Connman]

I am currently stocking up on air, filling large garbage bags and all empty jars/bottles. I want to make sure I am stocked up before the ban or taxes hit us.

Should that be kept in the refrigerator? And just what are these plastic bags made of? Are they safe?