Finally took the plunge.

[super_X_drifter]

hehehehe wait till Russ sees these....

Those actually got me in trouble for about an hour. As my Super Hot Colombian Wife entered the kitchen she walked behind me and paused for a second as I was scrolling this post on my iphone. I thought nothing of it. I noticed all during breakfast that she seemed kind of mad.

Once the kids had cleared out of the kitchen I asked her what was bothering her. Of course, her first response was "nothing".

So I persisted. Then she asks me "what kind of website are you looking at with the kids around?" I was puzzled. (No she doesn't say "keeds" like Sofia Vergara - she has no accent, she was educated here).

I said " what, you mean the ecig forum" ? since that's all I was looking at) She says "since when is there big shiny dildos on ecig forum"?

I said, oh, "some people smoke off ecigs that look like big shiny dildos." I then showed her some other pix outside of REOville.

She then cooled off completely and started laughing. She said that she didn't realize so many women smoked ecigs.

She really started laughing when I told her that these were a mans

Us living in a Place where there are no other vapers and me Being a REOnaut who rarely ventures out of REOville on ECF had led her to believe that everyone vaped from REOs

 

[super_X_drifter]

Alternate version:

My kids are really into "Transformers". Last year, for Christmas, we bought them a really big custom made transformer "Optimus Prime"

They rough housed so much with it that they broke it one day throwing it off the deck.

I have been looking everywhere for parts to fix him up. Found most on eBay.

I have spent a lot time searching on eBay for them as a matter of fact. Mostly on my iPhone. This morning, as my wife enters the kitchen she gives me a kiss and looks at my phone as I was scrolling unloadeds post. She gives me a jovial little slap on the shoulder and gigglingly says "your not going to buy a ding dong for Optimus are you" I said "what do you mean mi amor?"

She said, "oh, I thought that you were looking at transformer parts again"



Oh, and for the record, my wife's in a plane back from Italy (the land of REOs), the kids are still in bed and we don't have a life size "Optimus Prime". I was just bored and Dan was right

 

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Well I wasn't gonna say anything but my wife saw all of your Grands and said "Why's he got so many BIG mods? He must be compensating for something!" LOL!

 

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I see RM2's are back in stock, guess I better grab one. I really like the post spacing on them. Maybe I'll get lucky and the Cyclone top cap will fit it.

 

[super_X_drifter]

Well I wasn't gonna say anything but my wife saw all of your Grands and said "Why's he got so many BIG mods? He must be compensating for something!" LOL!

Small atomizers

 

[nerak]

Small atomizers

Small drip tips!

 

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Well my Reo is in town, should have it and the Cyclone waiting for me after work tomorrow. I feel like a kid on Xmas Eve, the wait is killing me! I'm wanting to get a RM2, some Nextel and Ekowool but I've got four packages arriving in the next few days. The wife starts giving me "The Look" when they come in waves like that. Got some juice coming and another addition to my dildo collection!