For those with kids...

[Jennee26]

I never follow hockey. We don't get enough snow, and I always think the team can't compete with out it! (I know, not true, but I'm clueless about hockey! LOL)

Surich - I live in houston now too, but I am originally from MO where we get a lot of snow and ice in the winter. I've lived here 6.5 years and don't expect anything Hockey related. LOL

 

[rocketvapor]

OK, apologies for this joke, it's kinda rude. But I got it from a male co-worker, and I think it pretty much sums up how men feel about the whole thing. If you're offended, mea culpa.


My girlfriend was in labor with our first child. She was shouting out "Get this out of me! Give me the drugs." She looked at me and said, "You did this to me you .......!"

I casually replied, "If you would care to remember, I wanted to stick it up your ... but you said, "It'll be too painful." 8-o

 

[Mary Kay]

Rocket..I think I found your vice! It was a bit racey..but we may live through it!

 

[rocketvapor]

Hey - when you work with mostly men for 25 years, you get a thick skin. And a sick sense of humor.

 

[Mingolvr]

OMG, tears at 2:40am....

You guys are too much.....and I'm too tired to contribute...but I can say you ladies seemed to have hit every point dead on.

 

[SudokuGal]

OK, apologies for this joke, it's kinda rude. But I got it from a male co-worker, and I think it pretty much sums up how men feel about the whole thing. If you're offended, mea culpa.


My girlfriend was in labor with our first child. She was shouting out "Get this out of me! Give me the drugs." She looked at me and said, "You did this to me you .......!"

I casually replied, "If you would care to remember, I wanted to stick it up your ... but you said, "It'll be too painful." 8-o

Too funny!!!