I would like to win this contest. The number I post is 102.
There are several reasons for this. This is how many cat's I own. This is also the number of ingrown hairs in my
beard. This is also my sperm count.
It's the most chicken wings I have ever eaten in one day. This is the number of tasks on my to-do list at work which I have been putting off. It's the number of nude pictures of Bea Arthur that I have and the number of unpaid parking tickets I currently owe money one. it's how many times I've been spanked by a family of gypsy's and the number of times I have to touch a sink faucet before I can turn it on.