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I would like 814 please.
You Know my situation from my last entry, no need to say it again.
You Know my situation from my last entry, no need to say it again.
Hey thanks for the contest, and to reciprocate, how about a little something funny: also # 555
SAYING GOODBYE TO MOTHER...
> >
> > You Don't Have To Own A Cat To Appreciate This One! You don't even have
> > to like them!
> >
> > We were dressed, and ready to go out for the New Years Eve Party. We
> > turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet
> > parakeet, and put the cat in the backyard.
> >
> > We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and
> > we opened the front door to leave the house.
> >
> > As we walked out the door, the cat we had put out in the yard, scoots back
> > into the house. We didn't want the cat shut in the house. Because she always
> > tries to eat the bird.
> >
> > My wife goes on out to the taxi, while I went back inside to get the cat.
> > The cat runs upstairs, with me in hot pursuit. Waiting in the cab, my wife
> > doesn't want the driver to know that the house will be empty for the night.
> > So, she explains to the taxi driver that I will be out soon, 'He's just
> > going upstairs to say Goodbye to my mother.'
> >
> > A few minutes later, I get into the cab. 'Sorry I took so long,' I said,
> > as we drove away. 'That stupid ..... was hiding under the bed. I had to poke
> > her ... with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off, so
> > I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her
> > from scratching me. But it worked! I hauled her fat ... downstairs and threw
> > her out into the back yard!'
> >
> > The cab driver hit a parked car.
> >
SAYING GOODBYE TO MOTHER...
> >
> > You Don't Have To Own A Cat To Appreciate This One! You don't even have
> > to like them!
> >
> > We were dressed, and ready to go out for the New Years Eve Party. We
> > turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet
> > parakeet, and put the cat in the backyard.
> >
> > We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and
> > we opened the front door to leave the house.
> >
> > As we walked out the door, the cat we had put out in the yard, scoots back
> > into the house. We didn't want the cat shut in the house. Because she always
> > tries to eat the bird.
> >
> > My wife goes on out to the taxi, while I went back inside to get the cat.
> > The cat runs upstairs, with me in hot pursuit. Waiting in the cab, my wife
> > doesn't want the driver to know that the house will be empty for the night.
> > So, she explains to the taxi driver that I will be out soon, 'He's just
> > going upstairs to say Goodbye to my mother.'
> >
> > A few minutes later, I get into the cab. 'Sorry I took so long,' I said,
> > as we drove away. 'That stupid ..... was hiding under the bed. I had to poke
> > her ... with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off, so
> > I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her
> > from scratching me. But it worked! I hauled her fat ... downstairs and threw
> > her out into the back yard!'
> >
> > The cab driver hit a parked car.
> >
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