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My wifey keeps misplacing her
ecig and stealing mine. Yesterday she lost it. We searched the house up and down for about two hours with no luck and it became evident I was no longer going to have one lol. So we gave up and I left for work,,, then she texts me saying,,,
I just went to the bathroom and when I pulled down my pants guess what fell out of my underwear.......
Lucky it did not fall in the toilet lol