FSUSA Rumors/Haters

[ab357]

Heartbskts, you said it all and said it very well! I agree with you 100%

Especially the part about me being a Teddy Bear.

I Love my Junkies!

You do get pretty grumpy when the Mrs. is chasing you down that gravel road at night. You really should know where the sewage ditches are on your own road by now.

Maybe if you gave her foot massages you wouldn't find yourself running into those ditches so often.

 

[Heartbskts]

Heartbskts, you said it all and said it very well! I agree with you 100%

Especially the part about me being a Teddy Bear.

I Love my Junkies!

Awwwww- I knew it lol!

 

[bones1274]

Haha well, if you're going by his definition, then no product in the world is "pre-mixed" or "hand-made", as most of us aren't chaining together the component elements that make up any given material. When you start stringing together hydrocarbons, you can tell me your stuff is 'pre-mixed', apparently.

Makes me think of all the companies that use the phrase "new and improved". Well if it is new how can it be improved? It never existed, and if it is improved, its not new. Its been around. LOL

 

[LordDavon]

Makes me think of all the companies that use the phrase "new and improved". Well if it is new how can it be improved? It never existed, and if it is improved, its not new. Its been around. LOL

Ummm... Maybe just the improvement is new.

I know... I know... I'm losing it.

 

[LordDavon]

Heartbskts, you said it all and said it very well! I agree with you 100%

Especially the part about me being a Teddy Bear.

I Love my Junkies!

You're like the Snuggles bear.

Heart wants to poke you in the belly. How is Mrs. T going to handle that!

 

[TexasT]

Now, that's one thing I can say about my wife. She's not the jealous sort.

Heck, women poke me in the belly, tweek my cheek, pull my ear and give me little pecks all the time. She don't care.

Because there's one thing she knows that I know.

Marriage is grand, but divorce is about 300 grand.

 

[ab357]

And you wouldn't be able to get a lawyer. They know how your wife feels about them.

 

[Heartbskts]

You're like the Snuggles bear.



Heart wants to poke you in the belly. How is Mrs. T going to handle that!

Awwwww----poke from me to you!!! TexasT- you lied to me about the Misses bein jealous!! I've been hiding under my bed for...what.....weeks now and praying that she don't have one of dem der TomTom devices. I'm hiding my GPS too btw!

 

[Heartbskts]

Heck, women poke me in the belly, tweek my cheek, pull my ear and give me little pecks all the time. She don't care.

Because there's one thing she knows that I know.

Marriage is grand, but divorce is about 300 grand.

And, that 300 grand worth of juice that you could be buyin instead, so don't piss her off anymore!!

 

[vaporgalinfla]

Now, that's one thing I can say about my wife. She's not the jealous sort.

Heck, women poke me in the belly, tweek my cheek, pull my ear and give me little pecks all the time. She don't care.

Because there's one thing she knows that I know.

Marriage is grand, but divorce is about 300 grand.

So... if she's not the jealous type, what gets to her the most? I'm talking about the times when she bashes you over the head and when she goes after ab!

 

[TexasT]

Well, I'm kind used to waking up in the front yard out by the boat looking at the pretty stars in the night sky and wondering why the side of my head hurts.

But ... I hate to say this ... I told her ab had a thing for her mother. THAT set her off. She started mumbling about Chicago gangsters and politicians and ... well, she got real mad. I'll never mention ab again!

 

[vaporgalinfla]

Well, I'm kind used to waking up in the front yard out by the boat looking at the pretty stars in the night sky and wondering why the side of my head hurts.

But ... I hate to say this ... I told her ab had a thing for her mother. THAT set her off. She started mumbling about Chicago gangsters and politicians and ... well, she got real mad. I'll never mention ab again!

Please don't tell her that I'm from Chicago. Also, don't tell her that I used to vote at least three times in every election.

 

[LordDavon]

Now, that's one thing I can say about my wife. She's not the jealous sort.

Heck, women poke me in the belly, tweek my cheek, pull my ear and give me little pecks all the time. She don't care.

Because there's one thing she knows that I know.

Marriage is grand, but divorce is about 300 grand.

HA! You got me again!

My divorce lastest longer than my marriage! I got my daughter, my ex got the house and everything in it. It was a fair trade. As for the money... She didn't work but, I made good money and lived off of a $40 a week allowance. She already had it all!

 

[dannoman]

Yep no basements in Texas...or at the Alamo (reference to Pee Wee Herman : )

Ever hear of a thing called a slide rule? Well, you young whipper snappers, back in my day ... and we didn't have no basement. Back then everybody was building atomic bomb shelters. All we had was a fruit cellar though.

But you know what? I LOVE FSUSA

 

[TexasT]

vaporgalinfla, your from Chicago too (oh my gosh)!!! Heck no I won't tell. That could be - shudder - terrible!

LordDavon, you sure did come out the winner in that deal. Heck, I've had Zippo lighters that outlasted a lot of my marriages. But hang in there. I finally ended up with a winner!

and gotlogo's. PeeWee absolutely leaves me on the floor in tears! The guy is brilliant and amazing!

 

[salemgold]

HA! You got me again!

My divorce lastest longer than my marriage! I got my daughter, my ex got the house and everything in it. It was a fair trade. As for the money... She didn't work but, I made good money and lived off of a $40 a week allowance. She already had it all!

I hate to hear that Lord. But it does sound like you got the better end of the deal. People like that get back what they put into life. Sooner or later

 

[vaporgalinfla]

vaporgalinfla, your from Chicago too (oh my gosh)!!! Heck no I won't tell. That could be - shudder - terrible!

Yes - I've never been worried about being from Chicago until your wife decided that she hated ab. Lived there off and on throughout the years. Definitely don't tell her, especially since we'll be there from late December until early January. Then again, even if you slip and tell, we're staying at a hotel! So, she'll never find me (I hope).

 

[TexasT]

I won't say a word. I promise!!

But why do you think cousin Enid and his brother Enid and I always take her .... hunting with us at night? It ain't because she's pretty or smells good or anything like that. Once she picks up on a scent the dogs can't keep up with her!!!

But you'll be okay. I think. Probably.

 

[ab357]

Psst... TT. don't tell her I told you but vaporgal is a closet lawyer.

 

[ab357]

Well, I'm kind used to waking up in the front yard out by the boat looking at the pretty stars in the night sky and wondering why the side of my head hurts.

But ... I hate to say this ... I told her ab had a thing for her mother. THAT set her off. She started mumbling about Chicago gangsters and politicians and ... well, she got real mad. I'll never mention ab again!

HA! I'm hiding out in the vape lounge. She couldn't get in here if she knew. David has this vault he keeps the juice in. My home away from home.