i see your "NOOOO" and raise you another "
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MOAR Lights! a strobe beacon powerful enough to ward off sailing vessels from the coastal rocks during thick fogs!
Runway lights with enough luminosity that airliners will mistakenly try to land on your face! YOUR FACE!!
Iridecense capture systems to give off ethereal glows that make ghosts want to create their very own "Vape Hunter's" TV show.
PV's so bright, or own sun must wear shades to look at Earth (obviously an anthropomorphic personification, not the actual sun because it has no eyes....that we know of)!!!
And why stop at lights? airhorns! foghorns! leghorns! klaxons! bells! whistles! thistles! hustlers! rustlers! cutthroats! murderers! bounty hunters! desperados! mugs! pugs!, thugs!, nitwits! half-wits! dim-wits! vipers! snipers! con men! Indian agents! Mexican bandits! muggers! b*ggerers! bush-whackers! horn swagglers! horse thieves! bull-d*kes! train robbers! bank robbers! *ss kickers, s*** kickers!, and Methodists!
once again...i lost track of where i am and what i was talking aboot.