How to clean a Provari: A Tutorial
1) Work all day in an assembly plant that's over 100 degrees to cook your brain a little. (OMG it was hot today)
2) Come home and drink a little bourbon and a little beer to "rehydrate" (Ahhh! much better!)
3) Watch a video and set up your new Penelope (This doesn't look too hard)
4) Wind your coil like you are a pro, perfect the first try. Drink a little more bourbon to celebrate. (I got good at winding tiny coils for my Vivi Nova)
5) Carefully put just a little
juice in the tank for leak testing while testing out the new vape. (Which, by the way, is fantastic)
6) Play with flow control etc until confident that there's no leakage. Have a little headrush going from all the nicotine you just vaped. (Wow, nice vape!)
7) Take the cap off and fill it up. (Going down to the nice cool basement and watch TV)
8) Wonder why it seems to be holding a lot more juice than it should. (Hmmmm, strange.....)
9) Realize you left the flow control wide-freaking-open and there's juice gushing down the Provari and your hand. (OH SHI!!!!)
10) Go to the sink, grab paper towels, and start wiping. (Grumble mumble sunnofa grumble)
What a freakin' mess, lol

and I smell "peachy" (Love me some Juicy Peach juice)