One more line, and I'm off the subject...
"Dumb as a bag of nails". OK, got that out of my system.
GMO, I'll order some no-ox-id for you from Epoop if you like. I don't mind at all but it will take a week for me to get it and another few days before it gets to you... maybe 10 days in total. You can get Noalox on Amazon but the smallest size is 4oz, that's way more than you will ever need unless you plan on coating all your light bulb threads and whatever else you can find. They also have No-ox-id A-special, 2oz for the same price as 4oz of Noalox (that's normal). You could order a 0.5oz tube of Noalox from HomelessDepot for under $3 and pick it up in the store, that's what I would do.