GLV FACEBOOK GLV of death contest.

[jaybird]

The GLV of death could not be delivered to the winner so we are giving it away...again lol.

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Rulez are:
You must leave a post here letting everyone know what you would do to win the GLV of death. We will not be collecting on this lol, so feel free to get creative. Keep it kinda clean..DO NOT offend any race,or religion, and please nothing X rated...send those to my personal email...kidding. Also If you are the winner, feel free to sell the GLV of death...Im sure the collectors would give you a few dollars for it. I will be judging on creativity and also how many other people like your post. The contest will run for at least a week, maybe more. Good luck and have fun.

 

[RippleInStillWater]

I would use my magic wand of death on all the politicians, if they lied they would be struck down certain to go to the lowest bowels of hell -- of course, good and just politicians would be spared. The bad part about this idea is Illinois would immediately be left leaderless, the entire capitol would be emptied!!!

EDIT: Misunderstood -- I would listen to music made after 1995 and I would go to a.........church......:shudder:

 

[KarrMcDebt]

I would streak through the Amazon rain forest in my B-day suit for a GLV. LOL

 

[loxmythe]

Id give you both a Klondike bar

 

[pchela]

Well, obviously I would fight off the hoards of zombies with my regular GLV so that I could win the GLV of Death and use it to kill the rest of the zombies, (no offence to the average GLV, but the GLV of Death would do a much better job of hacking up zombie parts) thus making America safe once again.

 

[ManuDawg]

I would go with my wife while she shops for clothes. I would cut my 90 year old Grandma's toenails (not pretty). I would paint my truck pink (you said you're not collecting on this right?). I would give you each an It's It (much better than Loxs' plain ole Klondike). I would paint half my body blue and half yellow for Michigan Wolverine's (conveiniently same color as SD Chargers). I would refrain from vaping for 24, 12, 6, 2, ok 1 hour.

Good luck to all!

 

[charmed412]

I would have a hole drilled in my skull with nothing but a local anesthetic and nothing but Tylenol for pain after for the GLV of death.........oh wait.........I just did that last Friday............

 

[julbil98]

Heck I don't know, I just want it!!!!!!!! Pleeeaaaassssseeee!!!!!

 

[Loveridden]

Well.......since this is the GLV of DEATH lol.............

I would SLAUGHTER everyone in this thread so I have no competition!!! lol

(you would still be alive tho Jaybird, since you aren't competition) lol

 

[MrsCasey]

I would have "I - heart symbol - My GLV of Death" and a drawing of the GLV of Death tattooed on my tush!

 

[nordoe]

I would place it in my teeth and pretend I was Rambo.

 

[thehangdude]

For a GLV of death, I would soak my socks in PG for a month and vape it.

 

[miller552]

I would PIF all my ego batts to newbies if I could win the GLV!

 

[kritter]

I'd tip-toe thru tha tulips with mah combat boots on.

 

[redheadone]

I would save the world, so remember, the fate of the world is in your hands!

 

[Sdh]

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