New GLV Facebook contest

[jaybird]

Hey gang been been up to my neck in it, but I plan on spending some time on the ecf tomorrow. There are some PM and post i cant wait to get to, but in the mean time there is a giveaway on our facebook , so heads up.

Great lakes vapor | Facebook.

Rulez are:
You must leave a post here letting everyone know what you would do to win the GLV of death. We will not be collecting on this lol, so feel free to get creative. Keep it kinda clean..DO NOT offend any race,or religion, and please nothing X rated...send those to my personal email...kidding. Also If you are the winner, feel free to sell the GLV of death...Im sure the collectors would give you a few dollars for it. I will be judging on creativity and also how many other people like your post. The contest will run for at least a week, maybe more. Good luck and have fun.

 

[Karn]

Zombie Slayer Of Death!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[KarrMcDebt]

I would walk barefoot across a hallway filled with legos for the GLV of Death. After I won it I would parade arround in nothing but my Darth Vader helmet and a black cloak while happily vaping away.

 

[loxmythe]

I'd give you both a Klondike bar

 

[Reddhott]

i would kiss your .... then scrub an massage your feet and paint your toe nails. then run thru city hall naked yelling the ZOMBIES are coming while vaping the GLV of death!!!!!
ty for the chance!

 

[analogbgone]

I would clip my 82 year old neighbors toenails and paint them red to win the GLV of death!

 

[ManuDawg]

I would go with my wife while she shops for clothes. I would cut my 90 year old Grandma's toenails (not pretty). I would paint my truck pink (you said you're not collecting on this right?). I would give you each an It's It (much better than Loxs' plain ole Klondike). I would paint half my body blue and half yellow for Michigan Wolverine's (conveiniently same color as SD Chargers). I would refrain from vaping for 24, 12, 6, 2, ok 1 hour.

P.S. - Analog Bone, I just read your entry on FB, so funny, I hadn't read yours before I typed mine. Old toenails are just that nasty huh!

 

[MrsCasey]

I would have "I - heart symbol - My GLV of Death" and a drawing of the GLV of Death tattooed on my tush!

 

[thehangdude]

I would swim the Mississippi River wearing nothing but a Speedo for the GLV of death!

 

[tofucute]

I would confuse zombies with massive clouds of vapor from my GLV of Death and annihilate them all!

 

[sanderk1]

First, I would eat a Klondike bar (for the sugar buzz) then, I would clip my toenails and paint them red... After that, I would get a tattoo of a zombie vaping on a GLV, on my tush. Finally, I would paint my car camo and drive to the Mississippi river, where I would don a speedo and swim across and exit the water to set down with my husband to do the yearly budget adjustments and stab myself in the eye with a highlighter!

 

[Via!]

My old standard USED to be that "I will quit smoking!"..(I promised to do THAT for 43 years!!!!) But, since I've already quit smoking analogs 6 months ago, that doesn't seem to be much of a promise, does it???? I COULD promise to clean my car...or even clean all the vape stuff off the dining room table...but that would be so out if character that my husband would suspect me of something nefarious....same thing for getting the laundry caught up...(he doesn't believe that I keep the laundry on the floor as protection against The Zombies, you see...they will surely trip over it if they try to sneak in while we are sleeping!!!) .so, the best I can promise is to make the GLV of DEATH my "go to" APV, to never let it get lonely or feel unwanted, to let it help keep me off the stinkin stinkies, and to someday "will it to my vaping son" but not one minute before I am done using it myself...I've always wanted a wonderful APV...so, please consider helping this little old vaping lady out! I will show it to all of my little old lady friends as we sit around turning our hair blue and dripping wrinkles wherever we go!!!

Have a happy vapin day!!

 

[keyzygirl]

I have my post on FB! Cuz ya never know!

 

[spacekitty]

I have my post on FB! Cuz ya never know!

Oh... I think we know...

 

[keyzygirl]

I may have to back out,I like my head just fine where it is Thank you!! LOL!!

 

[btngchck]

Run naked around the neighborhood, drink toilet water from an unused toilet, eat a bug, dress as a zombie while vaping, and eat dirt

 

[kritter]

Is this still going? Ifn it is , I'd let tha revenoors no wher mah still is!!! Nah!

 

[redheadone]

Well like I said on FB, I'd do a strip at the local club, just glad they aren't collecting on these!