Sometimes, whenever I eat M&Ms, I like to hold two M&Ms between my fingers
and squeeze as hard as I can until one of them cracks. I eat the cracked one
and the one that didn't crack becomes the champion. Then I grab another M&M
and force it to compete with the champ in this deadly game of M&M
gladiators.
I do this until I run out of M&Ms. When there is only one M&M left standing,
I send a letter to the M&M factory with the champion M&M in it with a note
that reads, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."
The only thing that would make that more fun is vaping on a GLV while I do it.
