The Sleeveless PHOENiX tank was introduced in response to all the guys here who wanted a reason for playing with their wife's nail polish in case they got caught. If the tank is nearby they can pretend like they were going to paint a nifty design on the clear exposed tube.
"Well yeah honey, what did you think I got these for?"
"Oh. (long pause) ...I shouldn't say this but I think I liked you better when you were smoking."
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