Great rules to live by.

[thomas_mikel]

[FONT=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked. [/FONT]
[FONT=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them. [/FONT]
[FONT=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]3. When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there. [/FONT]
[FONT=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy. [/FONT]
[FONT=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal. [/FONT]
[FONT=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]6. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved. [/FONT]
[FONT=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]7. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained. [/FONT]
[FONT=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]8. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself. [/FONT]
[FONT=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]9. Do not harm little children. [/FONT]
[FONT=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]10. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food. [/FONT]
[FONT=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him. [/FONT]

 

[Brittany]

LOL, I can't wait for people to flip out when they figure out what this comes from, after agreeing with it.

 

[thomas_mikel]

LOL, I can't wait for people to flip out when they figure out what this comes from, after agreeing with it.

AH yes, some one understands my reasoning. lol.

 

[Thyestean]

LOL, I can't wait for people to flip out when they figure out what this comes from, after agreeing with it.

So of course I had to google it after reading that. LOL @ where it comes from but most do make sense.

 

[angelique510]

LOL, I can't wait for people to flip out when they figure out what this comes from, after agreeing with it.

LOL for the same reason. But hey, if something makes sense, it makes sense.

~A

 

[thomas_mikel]

LOL for the same reason. But hey, if something makes sense, it makes sense.

~A

Indeed, that's pretty much my philosophy.

 

[Elfyn]

Number 11 is my favorite.

 

[tribalmasters]

I disagree because it is from something!!

 

[TheMetal]

Indeed good sir, indeed....

Hail Satan... Hail Him...

 

[jace]

Heh. (true story)

 

[voltaire]

Everyone who has commented is in violation of #1, and subsequently #3, and therefore are subject to #4. Uh oh, I guess those all apply to me now too, with the addition of #8. <scurries away>
8-o

P.S. Isn't the OP himself or whoever wrote the rules in the first place automatically in violation of #1?

 

[thomas_mikel]

No, you chose to read the thread, I did not make you read it or come to your house and read it to you.

 

[voltaire]

Regardless, (and I really don't mean this in a bad way) nobody asked you for your opinions or advice, yet you posted a list of "rules to live by" which is most certainly in violation of #1 - which doesn't mention anything about going to someone's house or forcing them to read it. It simply says "Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked. "

Rule #1 is about the most hypocritical thing you could possibly include in a list of rules to live by, unless of course someone asks you about your opinions or advice on how to live. But that's what makes it a cool rule though, because it's sort of a built in safeguard against people trying to push their beliefs on others. (I'm not implying that was your intent, but you did violate #1)

 

[thomas_mikel]

You are a good devil's advocate.

 

[Liscab]

I should have to write some rules too

 

[Mac]

Anton LaVey was so full of BS..

 

[thomas_mikel]

Anton LaVey was so full of BS..

Do you really think so? I've always enjoyed his philosophy.

 

[Mac]

Do you really think so? I've always enjoyed his philosophy.

He named Brian Warner in his stead. Nuff said..

 

[angelique510]

He named Brian Warner in his stead. Nuff said..

LMAO at that one. Any respect for LeVey went right out the window with that move. I kinda know Brian, we're both from Canton, OH. I'm sure he laughs himself silly all the way to the bank.

~A

 

[thomas_mikel]

LMAO, you make a good point.