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LOL sorry I was writing my post up while you were all responding.

OK so here is the deal, we didn't know when we decided to do a mad lib that we had a ringer in our midst. We struggled with this until the wee hours of the morning. I did not want matadorx to win again and tried to find some way to find one funnier (no offense matadorx) We wanted this contest to be fun for everyone, not just matadorx. But the bottom line, he is really good at this or maybe his sense of humor is just similiar to that of mine and the hubbies! It can not be dumb luck though, I mean really three weeks in a row! So I really struggled with this all evening, I didn't want matadorx to win again (again no offense), but we said the one that made us laugh the hardest was the one that wins and I am still laughing at some of the lines in Matadorx submissions (and not just one of them) following the rules as stated he came in first and second! But he however also submitted one that was not funny at all!

So we spent hours last night going over the submissions. Trying to find a solution to stick to our integrity and at the same time make sure someone other then matadorx has fun playing was not easy. Going by the rules we stated here is the order of the top 5:

Matadorx 1st place
Matadorx 2nd place
Reddhott54 3rd Place
vanZilla 4th Place
Slot-Tech 5th Place


(and just so you know had ripple not been so late with his final submission he would have been in a dead tie with vanZilla for 4th Place) Sixth place was a second submission from reddhott54)

So here is what we are going to do and it is exactly what we did last week, we are declaring a tie!!!

This weeks winners are Matadorx & Reddhott54.


So guys head over to the site and pick a Jar and a tank.

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In the event that you pick the same Jar and or Tank the one that PM's with their choices first gets it!

I will post the winning submissions in a few minutes, but I got to tell you guys, some of you should be ashamed of your Bucket Lists.

I will be emailing out all the submissions later today! If you like yours feel free to post it.
 

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Congrats Matadorx & Reddhott54 !!

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Ooops ... I meant:

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Here is matadorx very funny first place submission, and just so you know how sick we are, I have highlighted the ones that made us laugh (and are still making us laugh) in red:

Submitted By: matadorx

The Bucket List

1. Find a mate that is endowed like a(n) pony.

2. Kill Justin Beiber with a(n) pickle.

3. Party at the brothel for free.

4. Ride a school bus in a catholic school.

5. Kiss charles manson.

6. Run with the dolphins

7. Achieve financial abundance by seal clubbing


8. Train a(n) moose to dungeons and dragons

9. Go baby hunting.

10. Ride a mechanical jackalope.

11. Ride my elephant back as fast as I can on the Autobahn.

12. Take time to smell the mustache rides.


On a side, I am unsure why all the various ways you guys came up with to kill Justin Beiber were so amusing, but they were!
 
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wooooooooooooooooooow!!!!!!!!! im bustin a gut here!!!! woooo tooowt! omg omg omg!!!! ty ty ty soooo much!! congrats matadorx!! omg omg!! i still cant believe it!! i am soo happy!!!!!:D:facepalm::laugh:

You see this is why it was so hard... We wanted someone other then Matadorx to feel this way!

More posts coming!
 

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Here is Matadorx 2nd Place submission. While some of these were actually funnier then the first, we felt over all the first was funniest!

Submitted By: matadorx

The Bucket List

1. Find a mate that is endowed like a(n) monkey.

2. Kill Justin Beiber with a strap-on.

3. Party in the porta-pottie for free.

4. Ride a rollerskates (in/on/the/a) the disco.

5. Kiss Ripple.

6. Run with the cougar

7. Achieve financial abundance by rubbing

8. Train a(n) beef to taking a poop

9. Go horny toad hunting.

10. Ride a mechanical buzzard.

11. Ride my subway as fast as I can on the Autobahn.

12. Take time to smell the condoms.
 

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Submitted By: reddhott54

The Bucket List

1. Find a mate that is endowed like a(n) baboon.

2. Kill Justin Beiber with a(n) lamp.

3. Party in the bedroom for free.

4. Ride a truck in the bar.

5. Kiss bush. (and I sure hope you meant George Bush!!!)

6. Run with the turtle

7. Achieve financial abundance by bathing

8. Train a(n) squirrel to do push ups

9. Go cow hunting.

10. Ride a mechanical bull.

11. Ride my bicycle as fast as I can on the Autobahn.

12. Take time to smell the balls.
 

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vanZilla 4th place submission

Submitted By: vanZilla

The Bucket List

1. Find a mate that is endowed like a(n) Titmouse.

2. Kill Justin Beiber with a(n) Carto Condom.

3. Party (at/in/the/a) Great Falls for free.

4. Ride a VW Beatle (in/on/the/a) Little Big Horn.

5. Kiss Dolly Parton.

6. Run with the Stink Bugs


7. Achieve financial abundance by Bare Back Riding

8. Train a(n) Hippogriff to Bondage & Discipline

9. Go Skunk hunting.

10. Ride a mechanical Messenger Owl.

11. Ride my Broomstick as fast as I can on the Autobahn.

12. Take time to smell the Rocky Mountains.
 
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