Hey What about these new flavors

[salemgold]

I just got my Applewood yesterday and was sitting here trying it out and my wife walked by and wanted to know what it was.

Then she took the whole 30ml.

If she wasn't so big I'd just put my hand on my hip and stomp my foot. That'd show her.

You are just not right!

 

[TexasT]

You are just not right!

Well ... marriage is the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license.

And on top of that she takes your Applewood.

And I had an extra splash of flavor in that Applewood.

 

[salemgold]

Well ... marriage is the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license.

And on top of that she takes your Applewood.

And I had an extra splash of flavor in that Applewood.

Now see you didn't mention that you had an extra splash of flavor in the first post! That explains it all.

 

[Sugar_and_Spice]

Good excuse to buy more.....just saying.

 

[salemgold]

Good excuse to buy more.....just saying.

ha, ha! Are you going to tell HIS wife that?

 

[TexasT]

OMG! She LOVES the Applewood and said I could order more!!!
I can't believe this!
David and Pam, get ready to put the crew on overtime! I'm gonna have the order to beat all orders coming in!
WhoooHoooo, I'm so excited.

I have to go potty.

 

[Chelseafn]

LMAO!!!! Well at least you dont have to tell her you won a prize!! But you could tell her its her xmas present and you have to order more again!!

 

[Free2BMe]

OMG! She LOVES the Applewood and said I could order more!!!
I can't believe this!
David and Pam, get ready to put the crew on overtime! I'm gonna have the order to beat all orders coming in!
WhoooHoooo, I'm so excited.

I have to go potty.

Now all you have to do is get her to fall in love with the other 343,987,353 flavors (or atleast a majority of 'em) and she'll give ya free reign to the FSUSA website. If she's simply a one-toothed, one-flavor kinda gal....empty the Applewood bottle while she's in one of those classes, lay the bottle and a pv by the dog and let her make her own conclusions.

Hey, who says an old dog can't learn new tricks?

 

[Ma'am]

Well ... marriage is the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license.

And on top of that she takes your Applewood.

And I had an extra splash of flavor in that Applewood.

That made me laugh out loud!!!!

 

[Heartbskts]

TexasT- you are hilarious!!!! Now....can you describe the lime flavored thing??

 

[Krisb]

TexasT...you are cracking me up! "I have to go potty"!! LMBO!!!

 

[TexasT]

TexasT- you are hilarious!!!! Now....can you describe the lime flavored thing??

Now look. I ain't gonna get smart with no woman who drives something with red lights on top of it like in your avatar. First of all, the guy down the road is still looking for that steer of his that jumped in my freezer and froze to death. Second, women tend to whoop up on me pretty bad. And I bruise easy.

So this is the truth.

It tastes like lime to me.

 

[TexasT]

If she's simply a one-toothed, one-flavor kinda gal....empty the Applewood bottle while she's in one of those classes, lay the bottle and a pv by the dog and let her make her own conclusions.

Dang. I wish I had been born smart instead of ... instead of ...

well... I wish I had been born smart.

 

[salemgold]

Now all you have to do is get her to fall in love with the other 343,987,353 flavors (or atleast a majority of 'em) and she'll give ya free reign to the FSUSA website. If she's simply a one-toothed, one-flavor kinda gal....empty the Applewood bottle while she's in one of those classes, lay the bottle and a pv by the dog and let her make her own conclusions.

Hey, who says an old dog can't learn new tricks?

You and T are quite a team there Free! Like T needs encouragement to be so bad! lol

 

[salemgold]

Now look. I ain't gonna get smart with no woman who drives something with red lights on top of it like in your avatar. First of all, the guy down the road is still looking for that steer of his that jumped in my freezer and froze to death. Second, women tend to whoop up on me pretty bad. And I bruise easy.

So this is the truth.

It tastes like lime to me.

But is it more of a tart lime or a sweet keylime type flavor? Lime that you might taste in a drink or a pie? We need specifics.

 

[TexasT]

But is it more of a tart lime or a sweet keylime type flavor? Lime that you might taste in a drink or a pie? We need specifics.

Well ... wait.

I gotta go look up some of those big words.

 

[TexasT]

Okay.

Its as sweet as the first time you lovingly kissed your spouse.
Its as tart as the air at the ocean shore the first thing in the morning and there is a foghorn sounding in the distance.
Its as smooth as walking down a country road with woods on both sides and a train horn can be heard real far away.
Its as refreshing as standing out in the pasture and there is a light mist falling.

Its as pleasing as the scent of the woods in the autumn and somewhere somebody is burning leaves.
Its like that special smell of homemade bread.
Like the grandkids laughing and playing out on the porch.
Like the way your heart felt when you had that high school crush.

Its a distinctly delicate taste like a two hundred dollar bottle of wine.
Its like when someone says "I love you" and you know they really mean it.
Its a quiet moment when you think to yourself, "this is why I vape."
Its mild but with a flavor that says life is good.

Its tart enough that it tastes like lime.
Its sweet enough to be tame, but not sticky sweet.
Its like squeezing a little lime on your seafood dinner and you lick that last drop off your finger.
Its a fun flavor with a tinge of excitement about it.

Its love, comfort, peace, old friends, good wine, summer evenings, cool breezes, a smile, a touch, an old pet, family, pretty mornings and old movies.

Lime. I like it.

 

[Free2BMe]

It took you that long to come up with THAT?!

Soooo...as first asked, is it sweet like pie or tart like the natural fruit?

(Seriously, TT, you never cease to amaze me. )

 

[salemgold]

Okay.

Its as sweet as the first time you lovingly kissed your spouse.
Its as tart as the air at the ocean shore the first thing in the morning and there is a foghorn sounding in the distance.
Its as smooth as walking down a country road with woods on both sides and a train horn can be heard real far away.
Its as refreshing as standing out in the pasture and there is a light mist falling.

Its as pleasing as the scent of the woods in the autumn and somewhere somebody is burning leaves.
Its like that special smell of homemade bread.
Like the grandkids laughing and playing out on the porch.
Like the way your heart felt when you had that high school crush.

Its a distinctly delicate taste like a two hundred dollar bottle of wine.
Its like when someone says "I love you" and you know they really mean it.
Its a quiet moment when you think to yourself, "this is why I vape."
Its mild but with a flavor that says life is good.

Its tart enough that it tastes like lime.
Its sweet enough to be tame, but not sticky sweet.
Its like squeezing a little lime on your seafood dinner and you lick that last drop off your finger.
Its a fun flavor with a tinge of excitement about it.

Its love, comfort, peace, old friends, good wine, summer evenings, cool breezes, a smile, a touch, an old pet, family, pretty mornings and old movies.

Lime. I like it.

Ok Now that is specifics.

 

[ab357]

Now look. I ain't gonna get smart with no woman who drives something with red lights on top of it like in your avatar. First of all, the guy down the road is still looking for that steer of his that jumped in my freezer and froze to death. Second, women tend to whoop up on me pretty bad. And I bruise easy.

So this is the truth.

It tastes like lime to me.

LOL! Just how many steers have found there way into your freezers. I thought you were a lady's man?