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Pete54

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Hypothetically speaking, If your wife or girl friend of say 26 years goes out of town shopping for a few days with her girl posse.
And on a whim you might say to yourself....hmmm might be an opportunity to shave the yam bag, in the living room over a beach towel while vaping and watching Taxi Driver real loud and the neighbor (kind of hot in a smart way) thinks we are both out of town and decides our cat needs fed and walks right in....
Again, this is hypothetic
1) who is more akward
2) what can be said at that moment
3) Will she ever forget this?
allow me.

1) You. If I understand correctly, you have a razor in one hand, a mod in the other while sitting spread eagle with soapy nuts in front of you. Yup, you.
2) Could you give me a hand over here?
3) Certainly, but it would involve a series of Primal Scream sessions and electric shock treatment.
 

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allow me.

1) You. If I understand correctly, you have a razor in one hand, a mod in the other while sitting spread eagle with soapy nuts in front of you. Yup, you.
2) Could you give me a hand over here?
3) Certainly, but it would involve a series of Primal Scream sessions and electric shock treatment.

In answer number 1 you forgot the part where Taxi Driver is the movie that's playing, makes things far more interesting for both parties involved.
 

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Hypothetically speaking, If your wife or girl friend of say 26 years goes out of town shopping for a few days with her girl posse.
And on a whim you might say to yourself....hmmm might be an opportunity to shave the yam bag, in the living room over a beach towel while vaping and watching Taxi Driver real loud and the neighbor (kind of hot in a smart way) thinks we are both out of town and decides our cat needs fed and walks right in....
Again, this is hypothetic
1) who is more akward
2) what can be said at that moment
3) Will she ever forget this?

Im going to try and answer
1) Her
2) Me "this is a great movie"
3) Doubt it

I'm just guessing. :)

1. Her, I will act like this is a normal thing that I do while greeting guests to my home.
2. Me "There's a lovely baked bree on the counter if you are hungry"
3. Not without a bit of therapy
 

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Pete......I'm still going with her as awkward especially with the list of things I've done in public for cash.
Your best friend ever bet you while active marine corps that you wouldn't try and French kiss the next state trooper you come in contact with? A 500.00 bond on my birthday and a ...... off wife says you haven't :).
 

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'I Went Down' is one of my all time favorites.

There is always Dead Snow if you haven't seen it. I mean, nazi zombies and snow. All I can ask for.

Not a movie, but if you're lame like me and into anime check out elfin lied or gantz

I spent last summer going through all of Netflix's entire Bollywood collection. I love that shtuff.

I have an issue... I have too many attys and not enough mods to put them on. I should sell some.



Or buy more mods.

I'll sell you my Sigeli's number 1-99 after I get them and complain about their pins not working.

That reminds me I need to shave...

Iron Sky on Netflix dug it. Dig it?

i'll have to put these on the list. too bad i don't have netflix anymore.

how about science of sleep or the machinist? insomnia resonates with me.
 
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