Hilarious Encounter...

[RedRamen]

The other day, I was in a WalMart shopping for some steaks.. Yum...

Anyways, I like to keep a low profile, so I'll stealth vape in isles with nobody in them to avoid attention... When I was exiting an isle, I exhaled a lung full of vapor, when this scary tattoo'd biker man walks by... As he walked by, he turn around and said "HEY" in a very stern voice.

I turned around and said yeah?

And he said "Don't be doing that xxxx in here, go do that xxxx outside!"

I said "Oh, this is just a personal vaporizer... No burning tobacco whatsoever"

and he said "Really... I thought you were lighting up a blunt or something... My bad" then he turned around and walked away...

WHY does everyone automatically assume we are doing drugs haha!

 

[ladysolitary85]

LOL! I'd prolly be frozen after that one!

 

[instantinlaw]

I was in Home Depot the other day stealth vaping. I had just let out a big lung full of vapor when I noticed a guy behind the contractor counter staring hard at me. I just looked back and kept walking, but I could feel his eyes burning ino my back as I strolled along, lol.

 

[Taryn]

Crazy people, stealth vaping is when you DON'T blow out huge billows of vapor! But you do give me a giggle!

 

[instantinlaw]

In my defence I was walking and the vapor was trailing me, kinda like the smoke from a moving train smoke stack. So technically it wasn't a cloud

 

[umop apisdn]

Crazy people, stealth vaping is when you DON'T blow out huge billows of vapor! But you do give me a giggle!

This post is full of win.

 

[ladysolitary85]

And Red Ramen..... I know this is off topic and I've heard this before but your avatar is really making me hungry lol. Is that Bowl Noodle???? I freakin love those things more than top ramen. Wish I had those when I was a kid!

err um... back to topic lol.

 

[RedRamen]

Crazy people, stealth vaping is when you DON'T blow out huge billows of vapor! But you do give me a giggle!

I know, when I left the isle, I didn't know anyone was there, so I thought I was in the clear.

And Red Ramen..... I know this is off topic and I've heard this before but your avatar is really making me hungry lol. Is that Bowl Noodle???? I freakin love those things more than top ramen. Wish I had those when I was a kid!

err um... back to topic lol.

Yes, yes it is.

 

[gizzmogirl]

I also love to vape at Walmart. Since I work odd hours I normally shop in the wee hours of the morning, with no one but employees walking down the isle. I love to mess with the stock boys. I wait to take a puff or two till they are on the far end of the isle. I take a few puffs and exhale a huge plume of vapor. The spot me and start walking towards me to confront me, then I stick it in my pocket. The looks of confusion and disbelief I get is amazing "I know she just didn't stick a lighted cigarette in her pocket!!?" From that point on they make stocking shelves into stalking me as the patrol near me sniffing the air trying to smell smoke, or catch me in the act. Never once have I been confronted.

 

[ladysolitary85]

I just came back from Walmart.... I KNEW I forgot something! it was that freakin bowl noodle!

 

[Oogie]

Was in Kmart here Friday (day of the big snow storm) trying like heck to get last minute stuff ready for being snowed in.

I forgot that I had my little gem in my hand. Nervous about making sure I was covering all the bases when, I accidently inhaled. 8-o

There was a lady behind me when I let it out- I swear I just wasn't thinking clear. She starts coughing like a little old lady (She might have been in her early thirties) I turned around looked at her. She stared me in the face and had this look of distain. I simply put my little gem back to my lips, held in the vapor and put it out on my nose. She hightailed it out of the aisle with this look on her face I don't think I can describe.

I put my little gem back in my purse and didn't pull it back out until later when I was outside. There she was, that same woman, out in the parking lot in a aisle across from me. "You know stores are no-smoking areas now right?" she shouted across the lane. I took my little gem apart, added juice, put it back together. All the while not taking my smile off my face or eyes off of her. Husband pulls his out too, he has a red light, mine has a green. We stand there looking at her, puffing away. "Merry Christmas to you too hun." I shoulted back over, putting our gems away in our pockets. Stepped into the Jeep and drove away.

There was a whole parking lot of folks watching... talk about your kodak moment.

guess she was proof positive, some folks have more balls than brains.