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Maybe because that whole joystick control can be so confusing. Besides, do you know how hard it can be to get a gold atty that actually matches? One of the tougher colors out there. While rainbow can go with anything.
Having fun with IT Crowd gifs today?
Today I discovered that for every situation there is an IT Crowd gif.
I dont ever have to type again.
Joystick, shmoystick. I ain't a-scared. And I could just gold-plate a couple of stainless steel Zeniths. All set!
Good to see you got the camera fixed. I know you’ve had a helluva time with it constantly breaking on you. Amazing photo, that should shut up all the naysayers going around trying to say tricorns don’t exist.I took the below photo in my backyard this morning. It's not a unicorn, but a tricorn! Sorry for the picture quality, I used my Moto E (4) phone.
I had a manbearpig in my backyard this morning. Awesome creature, they are half man, half bear, and half pig. Well when I pulled my phone out to capture a picture of the majestic beast I dropped my phone and wouldn’t ya know it, the camera broke on the damn thing.Its like the fifth time that’s happened to me and every time it happens when something unbelievable happens to me. Anyway I gotta go , my model girlfriend from the Niagra Falls area wants to give me a nude massage.
MY WORST NIGHTMARE OMG
I know it's the squirrels coming for me at the end of days.
Maybe it's not like that for everyone, maybe it's giant cockroaches.
But for me, it's definitely the squirrels. All of them.
Anna
I know it's the squirrels coming for me at the end of days.
Maybe it's not like that for everyone, maybe it's giant cockroaches.
But for me, it's definitely the squirrels. All of them.
Anna
I'd wager 90% of the dummies that have the audacity to get into someone else's car are teenagers that haven't fully worked out their morality yet, nor how culture works. probably haven't learned the value of a dollar yet either. and I'd bet your car is one of a dozen he/she hit that day.
I accidentally got into someone's car 2 years ago. Looked just like mine, was parked 2 spaces closer to the gas station door. I got in & said "SOMEBODY MOVED MY SEAT!" I looked at the dashboard and yelled "THEY STOLE MY RADIO!" in the space where my radio went, there was a supermarket produce sign that read "Thanks!" or something like that, and I yelled "YOU CHEEKY .......!"
then I put everything together and hopped out.
I accidentally got into someone's car 2 years ago. Looked just like mine, was parked 2 spaces closer to the gas station door. I got in & said "SOMEBODY MOVED MY SEAT!" I looked at the dashboard and yelled "THEY STOLE MY RADIO!" in the space where my radio went, there was a supermarket produce sign that read "Thanks!" or something like that, and I yelled "YOU CHEEKY .......!"
then I put everything together and hopped out.
I'd wager 90% of the dummies that have the audacity to get into someone else's car are teenagers that haven't fully worked out their morality yet, nor how culture works. probably haven't learned the value of a dollar yet either. and I'd bet your car is one of a dozen he/she hit that day.
I accidentally got into someone's car 2 years ago. Looked just like mine, was parked 2 spaces closer to the gas station door. I got in & said "SOMEBODY MOVED MY SEAT!" I looked at the dashboard and yelled "THEY STOLE MY RADIO!" in the space where my radio went, there was a supermarket produce sign that read "Thanks!" or something like that, and I yelled "YOU CHEEKY .......!"
then I put everything together and hopped out.
Nah, it wasn't a teen. If it had been they'd only have found a Juul in place of the change.
LOL, if I were you, I'd leave another 67 cents in the car's ashtray and park at Walmart again. Maybe the thief's i-phone will drop out of his shirt pocket this time
Naw, man. I'd make it at least a buck, then cross my fingers for that platinum mini with the moon rock side panels. I forget what it's called...
I'm still holding out for one of these. A unicorn. German Unicorn.
And Leiderhosen and Christmas. I would pay 68 cents for one of these. I can't believe it's actually REAL.
Anna
Only real men wear pink and lederhosen....
Wow, some seriously nice talk of unicorns in here.
I just got a pegacorn - a very rare hybrid with the head of a pegasus and body of a unicorn - from a very similar circumstance. Went to go feed the horse and some idiot had stolen it, but must have rode off on the horse and left his pegacorn in the stall! Super-stoked about the upgrade, but slightly miffed I lost my horse... would have been real nice to have been able to breed them, but so it goes I suppose...
Pic, 'cause it definitely happened exactly as described!
I just got a pegacorn - a very rare hybrid with the head of a pegasus and body of a unicorn - from a very similar circumstance. Went to go feed the horse and some idiot had stolen it, but must have rode off on the horse and left his pegacorn in the stall! Super-stoked about the upgrade, but slightly miffed I lost my horse... would have been real nice to have been able to breed them, but so it goes I suppose...
Pic, 'cause it definitely happened exactly as described!
I'm so sorry, but I just did a "funny pics" search and those of you who know I do them on that other thread, Knotty5's thread, know they never turn out well. In MY opinion they turn out AWESOME but that is not for me to judge for YOU. Anyway my search was "funny sexy unicorn and virgin funny pics."
I got this:
I have a hunch it might be an album cover? I have no idea honestly and technically um, nothing is "showing" but it's still.... Yeah.
Anna
Sometimes my desire to top something leads me to this. I admit it. It's not... good. But, well, it's also supremely fantastic and if there is such an album I may search for IT.
I got this:
I have a hunch it might be an album cover? I have no idea honestly and technically um, nothing is "showing" but it's still.... Yeah.
Anna
Sometimes my desire to top something leads me to this. I admit it. It's not... good. But, well, it's also supremely fantastic and if there is such an album I may search for IT.
This talk of unicorns is giving me sad memories of the unicorn scene in The Once and Future King.
The Terry Gilliam Robin Williams movie? I LOVED that movie I could watch it again tonight. SO great a movie it is. I really think it was just a white horse though I never noticed a unicorn, but you know, also not a virgin. Maybe that is it. :
Anna
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