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Eskie

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This thread is the best thread of the month.

Of course all unicorns are male did it not occur to you with the whole virgin female thing.

Unicorns have ONE horn. One. All those pics of virgins "riding" them have been censored so as to not frighten the children. Etc.

Anna

That's gotta be worse than breaking the news to kids about the whole Santa thing.
 

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This thread is the best thread of the month.

Of course all unicorns are male did it not occur to you with the whole virgin female thing.

Unicorns have ONE horn. One. All those pics of virgins "riding" them have been censored so as to not frighten the children. Etc.

Anna
Ouch.
 

stols001

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Fortunately I had a boy.

Sadly, (for him) he became a brony, right around the time that 4chan was having its moment about them. Like, gifs of "my little ponies" being blown up and whatnot.

It just goes to show that like, "My little Pony WAS a good show" because that is what horrified him, not the..,... other stuff. He told me in hushed tones, "Oh, mom, don't EVER go there the people there are EVIL."

LOL my kiddo was sweetly innocent actually. Whenever the husband would do the thing where you'd drill down into like, the computer's history (it's way better like, than parental controls if you ask me) my biggest worry was that he had looked at 4 pictures of anime porn, versus one of a real woman.

Fortunately, rap just took care of ALL that. LOL.

Anna
 

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It's good seeing you smile after the private messages you sent calling me a punk and what not. I was worried you were about to jump off a bridge or something, low life.
Careful he may find other posts you’ve made and give them the dreaded red X of disagreement.:lol:
 

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I’ve never heard of the camera busting on a cell phone from dropping it. Screen, yes, the phone itself, yes, but never just the camera and yet it’s happened to you at least twice. The other problem I have is you have a broken camera on a Galaxy J3 mission but you are sending these “facts” from your Moto E (4). Is the camera also broken on that phone? I also don’t believe the cop said: quote: "This thing is gold and you wanna report it? Are you insane?"
So my question to you, Smokey James if that is your real name, is why did you come here to lie to us? You could’ve just posted “I’m Jim and looking for friends, I have a crappy Smok alien I bought with my allowance” and we would’ve accepted you. You don’t have to try and impress us with your crazy stories. We are nice folks that just like to talk about vaping and vape gear but we don’t like being lied too. So why don’t we just start over and be truthful. Like how did your parents come up with the name Smokey? I’m sure it’s an interesting story with such a unique name. Tell us about that and stop with the ridiculous story full of holes.
I just noticed that! Why in the H*** does it say J3-Mission? I don't own a j3 or any other type of Samsung phone!!! What the h***!!!

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I don't want the stupid thing!!!!

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EDITED , here is my gold mod!!! I've also included my other mods I own, all of them except my Wismec Predator and Hugo Rader Mage!!!
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I'm really wanting to go back to Unicorn talk.

That and perhaps the many headed Hydra, child of two very inappropriate children. It's kind of the ancient equivalent of a crack baby if you ask me. You know, grown up. Etc.

And no, this post is NO more weird and off topic than the ones above, or inappropriate, etc.

If you don't want the Gold Mini you can send it my way.

Anna
 
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