I'm so serious that I'm not even joking.
I usually start every day with it in an empty pocket, but then it just ends up in whatever pocket with any number of hostile things. It is still my work horse and a thing of beauty though.
Hmmm. Watch your junk.
Not much else I can say to that one.
You DO know that batteries and metal are BAAAAAAAAAD idea though, correct? Can you say "KA-BOOM"?