How to impress the hell out of a new customer

[Zofryer]

So I read about how fantastic the MFS "double flavoring" ry4 is in a thread about ry4. So I hit up the site, and do my normal thing where I check into a sampler. Not seeing an option to get a "double flavororing" sample pack, I order my 12 standbys in double flavor 24mg individually. The vendor notices my stupidity later, and SENDS ME A SIX DOLLAR REFUND WITHOUT ME EVEN ASKING. Even better, I just got shipping notification.

That's above and beyond. I hope your juice is even half as good as your business ethics. You will get a lot more business.

Thanks Again.

 

[Mikie Likes It]

I ordered from him last week, and got the RY4 and seriously it is the best flavor I have yet tasted in one month of vaping and $1000.00 spent. He even tossed me a free bottle of hilton. So far he has been the best service I have yet to see, and has met and exceeded my expectations. Even their website is no hassle, and 1,2,3 easy to order.. I love it. Thanks Chris from Myfreedomsmoke!!!

 

[Zestok90]

Indeed, my props to myfreedomsmokes.
By far my favorite juice!
Chris has taken my business, my friends business, and many others that I know.
You will not be let down, the double flavors are awesome!

 

[Zestok90]

Speaking of how to impress a good customer, Chris... you are seriously the best. Got some more liquid for me adn my friend today. Thanks for the upgrade Chris
You have really got me now.
Customer service on a scale of 1-10...20!!!

 

[jeffakamax]

Oh nice... thanks a bunch... what a wondeful group you all are.

I sat here all morning, eyes anxiously scanning the horizon for the Mail Truck.
Then, alas, like a team of fire-breathing stallions it appears from across the parking lot and heads towards me with great swiftness.
A package emerges and is promptly escorted in!
My eyes wide as saucers I sign for it and....

EMS from Ruyan.... 10 atomizers and 60ml. of mint.
My exuberant glee is now nothing more than lack-luster grin.

"I have more mail for you later too" he says... and he leaves.

Two more hours of inhumane anticipation slowly pass.
.... then POOF he appears again like Merlin the fantasy Mail Wizard... OOOH OOOHHH what's he holding???

Great... a fistfull of bills.

Now I sit here, broken hearted... cartridge filled with inferior juice... as my MFS order is roaming alone in the desolate sea of Mail somehwere.... and all I read here today is:

"This is the best juice ever"
"Never before have I experienced anything so incredible"
"This Juice is the Fruit-of-my-Loom"
"One puff and I could play the piano and my lost dog came home"
"It cured my Rhumetism"

You are all an evil bunch I tell you!
Enjoy your juice... all of you... I'm going... thanks.

 

[Zestok90]

Oh nice... thanks a bunch... what a wondeful group you all are.

I sat here all morning, eyes anxiously scanning the horizon for the Mail Truck.
Then, alas, like a team of fire-breathing stallions it appears from across the parking lot and heads towards me with great swiftness.
A package emerges and is promptly escorted in!
My eyes wide as saucers I sign for it and....

EMS from Ruyan.... 10 atomizers and 60ml. of mint.
My exuberant glee is now nothing more than lack-luster grin.

"I have more mail for you later too" he says... and he leaves.

Two more hours of inhumane anticipation slowly pass.
.... then POOF he appears again like Merlin the fantasy Mail Wizard... OOOH OOOHHH what's he holding???

Great... a fistfull of bills.

Now I sit here, broken hearted... cartridge filled with inferior juice... as my MFS order is roaming alone in the desolate sea of Mail somehwere.... and all I read here today is:

"This is the best juice ever"
"Never before have I experienced anything so incredible"
"This Juice is the Fruit-of-my-Loom"
"One puff and I could play the piano and my lost dog came home"
"It cured my Rhumetism"

You are all an evil bunch I tell you!
Enjoy your juice... all of you... I'm going... thanks.

Lol, I'm sorry.
You should definitely be a story teller, I enjoyed reading your post.
You will freaking love the ejuice from this place, its soo-- well... you know what you've heard.
The anticipation was killing me too! I've still got another batch of butterscoth and RY4 on its way!
Definitely let us all know what you think when Merlin the Mail Wizard comes back!

 

[jeffakamax]

I have since calmed down and had a lenghty conversation with the Lucky Bamboo plant on my desk.
He assures me that tomorrows mail will bring me great happiness.

I assured him that if not, I will promptly roll him up and smoke him.

Edit: Since this may be his last day I thought I would share a pic with you. Feel free to print this on milk cartons if my juice doesn't arrive tomorrow.

 

[Zestok90]

I have since calmed down and had a lenghty conversation with the Lucky Bamboo plant on my desk.
He assures me that tomorrows mail will bring me great happiness.

I assured him that if not, I will promptly roll him up and smoke him.

Edit: Since this may be his last day I thought I would share a pic with you. Feel free to print this on milk cartons if my juice doesn't arrive tomorrow.

I'm already working on it.
As a... just in case precautionary.

 

[jeffakamax]

 

[Mikie Likes It]

Thats a nice case. What personal vaping unit is inside of it? Just curious. Where did you get the case?

 

[Zestok90]

Thats a nice case. What personal vaping unit is inside of it? Just curious. Where did you get the case?

Thats his Lucky Bamboos suitcase, its trying to run away, but as you can tell it hasn't gotten very far.

 

[jeffakamax]

Dart case from Darting.com

 

[Zestok90]

Wow thast actually a pretty nice case. Right now all my stuff is in a headphone box.
I wish I had a camera right now to take pictures of stuff, but I don't know where all my rechargable AA batts went.

 

[jeffakamax]

Yeah if it wasn't for my camera phone I'd be screwed. My real camera is always dead.

Not bad pics for a Razr 2V9 tango vector niner sally pants, or whatever it is...

 

[Zestok90]

I never would have guessed it was a camera phone. Nice!

 

[PuffinStuff]

Chris has a customer for life here! The 24 mg. double flavors are absolutely the best I have ever vaped!!! I love every single one that I bought. Never hesitate to buy from Chris, his customer service is fantastic and the little extras are a bonus.

I am going to order more and since I love tobacco flavors I am wondering what Dunhill is? Chris? Anyone?

 

[Zestok90]

I wish I knew what the Dunhill ones were, which tobacco flavors have you tried of his? Any suggestions? I have been tempted to buy some more tabbacco flavors but all other companies tobbacco flavors just taste like honey to me.

 

[Zofryer]

I wish I knew what the Dunhill ones were, which tobacco flavors have you tried of his? Any suggestions? I have been tempted to buy some more tabbacco flavors but all other companies tobbacco flavors just taste like honey to me.

I smoked dunhill for about five years at one point. If it's even remotely close, I'll have a vapogasm.

 

[Zestok90]

Mm.... vapogasms are nice. I'm gonna have to try this stuff.
I only ever smoked Marb 27s, Camels regs and mentol, and Parliaments.

 

[Coffee Addict]

Soon we will all need a myfreedomsmokes anon. I for one cannot seem to stop ordering.
Everyday I go back for more, it is too good to be true.
One janty stick and Chris's juice.......all anyone would ever need.