I usually just tilt my head to one side, wet ear down, and smack it on the other side real hard a couple of dozen times.
Sometimes it works, sometimes not, but in the end, I aint thinking 'bout that ear being wet any more. 
Seriously though... I am allergic to NSAIDs. So all I can do for a fever or headache is Tylenol (acetaminophen). The reaction I get if I take an aspirin or motrin is that one eye will swell almost shut. The bizarre part of it is that it could be either eye, but never both. This started when I was in the AF. Took about 6 times over 4 years to figure it out. I have a feeling it was caused by some immunization they were beta-testing on us GI's. Gotta love it.
But then that's the latent conspiracy theorist gene kicking in... I mean they would NEVER experiment on the troops. 

Yes, we got the nose bleed humidity here and the ear dried out right away.



Seriously though... I am allergic to NSAIDs. So all I can do for a fever or headache is Tylenol (acetaminophen). The reaction I get if I take an aspirin or motrin is that one eye will swell almost shut. The bizarre part of it is that it could be either eye, but never both. This started when I was in the AF. Took about 6 times over 4 years to figure it out. I have a feeling it was caused by some immunization they were beta-testing on us GI's. Gotta love it.



Yes, we got the nose bleed humidity here and the ear dried out right away.