How to spend a Saturday

[myownslave]

No doubt about the traffic. co springs is a beautiful city and has many great patriotic residents. havnt been to Peterson but been to AF Academy to visit friends many times. if nothing else this altitude will get you in shape, glad im not on analogs anymore.

 

[ChrisKY]

Just placed my Chuck order and the story begins!

The infamous BonnieGirl saw my puny little mod and laughed... You vape THAT tinfoil thing? Big, burl biker man vapes a tiny aluminum pencil? Oh the shame!

So she set out on a mission to Chuckvert me... First links to site and pictures... Suggestions on artwork and design and when that did not work, she mailed me one of her beloved Chucks to take for a test drive and to say the least - I AM Chuckified! I now look at this teeny weenie little mod and its tiny batteries with utter disgust. I MUST have a Rabid vaping badger of my very own.

I placed my order :14 minutes ago and the Chuckternity begins - The endless waiting on the birth of my bouncing baby Chuck in all its glory...

How long has it been? :15 and counting...

BonnieGirl warned me of the pain and agony that I would experience... She even gave me tissues from her bra to dry my tears.

What are we up to??? :16 minutes?

 

[bonniegirl]

ChrisKY...........(NO, not the jelly kind, the state) the wait will be so horrid............simply horrid.............I have been adopting Chucks all over and have 7 now. You will have pains and woes but it will be worth it. I ran over one of mine with an SUV and picked it up and vaped all the way home.................OH boo and Hoo for my friend Chris and his pain of waiting...........18 minutes and counting..................you poor thing...............here, have a tissue from my bra................this is so horrid..........simply horrid to watch my good friend in such pain.......................oh woe is me and Chris.............woe..........it is hard............it is..............


Hi Jeff............still chuckverting and stand by my man...........ahem............Chuck.

 

[AmyB66]

Hiya Bonnie! Yeah, the waiting is the hardest part......but the end result makes it so worth it.

I cannot stay and play, just got home and gotta turn around and be right back at the buttcrack of dawn.

 

[ChrisKY]

all right... I have to figure out how I am going to mount THESE to my Chuck?



Any Ideas Jeff?

Actually, they have gold that would look better I think... huuummm

Needs to match my bike...

 

[Poeia]

I'd think you want those in brass, wouldn't you?

Anyway, good luck with your Chuck. The biggest problem is that it does tend to turn one from being a vaper into a lunatic with the need to Chuckvert every smoker in the country (we'll get to the rest of the world later.)

 

[ChrisKY]

I'd think you want those in brass, wouldn't you?

Anyway, good luck with your Chuck. The biggest problem is that it does tend to turn one from being a vaper into a lunatic with the need to Chuckvert every smoker in the country (we'll get to the rest of the world later.)

Yup... Chuckversion MUST go Global (Good Thing Jeff is FAST).... Since BonnieGirl Chucked me it has been hard to wait until I hard my art ready to go, but finally got that order in, so now its just a waiting game. Since I mentioned that: 13 hrs 37 min since ordering.

As to the brass Nutz - I have been looking, but in the metal 2" I could only find in Gold... Might be close enough.

 

[Poeia]

I've just never heard an expression that refers to that part of the anatomy in red plastic or even gold. It's always brass or steel.

 

[AmyB66]

Being a country/horse gal....most of us do drive pick ups now and then if not all the time and a majority of us hate them. I have girlfriends who take great pleasure in neutering trucks in parking lots! ROFL....so Poeia is wise, it's much easier to do a walk by castration on plastic ones! hehehehe

You will survive the wait. I survived and then I had fun waiting for the ones I designed for my hubby and I am now waiting again...while my first two chucks will always be my most favorite, this one is gonna be sweet!

 

[ChrisKY]

Oh, they are stainless steel... I would not use PLASTIC on a Chuck... The ones on the bike are, but they were "Confiscated" from a truck that hit a friends bike with a door at a gas station. It was also my wife that confiscated them. lol

 

[AmyB66]

You do realize you put a chuck to your mouth right? So if you hung those on your chuck..........kinda leaving yourself wide open if ya know what I mean!

 

[ChrisKY]

lol... Think we will put them on a case instead lol...good point.

 

[AmyB66]

Good call.

 

[bonniegirl]

I am feelin so blue *NO reference to the nutz here*....for you ChrisKY *NO, not the jelly kind, the state*......life without a Chuck...........*Puff, puff,poof,poof*..............OMG(Not the joose) it is so foggy in here, I can hardly see my 72 inch TV............Yeah, I feel your pain *in the .... area*.................so sorry for you with the waiting and the waiting and no telling what the USPS would do with the package!

 

[ChrisKY]

BonnieGirl, I have only myself to blame... You, in your infinite kindness, sent me the beautiful Miss Sexy Chuck and told me to keep her until my own arrived and I did not heed your advice and sent her back home to her momma. I will SOMEHOW suffer through this and survive with this teeny-weenie tinfoil mod until it is born and arrives. 24hrs 44min since I submitted my order... sigh.

Thanks for the tissue...

 

[Poeia]

You do realize you put a chuck to your mouth right? So if you hung those on your chuck..........kinda leaving yourself wide open if ya know what I mean!

Good call, Amy.

 

[bonniegirl]

Chris
You made your bed........I told you to keep her till yours was born..............but Nooooooooooooo, you are the jelly man and you know best. happy tinfoil vaping...................*puff,puff,poof,poof*.............OMG...........where is the TV?
here, have a tissue or ten...................*puff,puff,poof,poof*

 

[ChrisKY]

Tis True... I did not LISTEN to the Mod Ho and I am left with tinfoil mod - The fault is all mine.

 

[Poeia]

Just remember that the tinfoil mod works. Of course it does not work as well as a Chuck -- it will not fill your room with vapor on every exhale -- but it will provide you with enough vapor to keep you going until your Chuck arrives.

And once you have your Chuck in hand, you can charge up TF Mod and put it away. The fact that your Chuck will have backup will provide it with an extra safety cushion to ensure that your Chuck will never be out of commission (and you will never need to use TF Mod except, possibly, for stealth vaping.)

 

[ChrisKY]

You are correct... I shall endeavor to endure this brief period of Chuckternity awaiting the birth of my very own bouncing baby Chuck... Well Big Baby Chuck (no little Chuck for me), with resolve and decorum.

No, if would stop sending up those vapor signals that are visible from Mars...