Man, you can tell there are a lot of satisfied chuck owners snoozin' out there.... saturday night at 330 and .... I'm all alone in the world... I wonder what I can get away with while nobody's lookin....
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE AP/REUTERS
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A new advocacy group of concerned parents has arrived.
This new baby-boom group is concerned about the quality of life for their children. The generation that now understands the dangers of smoking is warning their progeny to avoid the physical penalties and at least to engage is harm-reduction strategies such as is embodied in the new e-cigarette technology.
One of the new group's members, only known as "Bonnie" wept sincerely through the interview. She lamented the fact that there were "so many children" and "so little time".
To date, according to "Bonnie", only women have joined the group, which may indicate that the movement has maternal instinct. "We are fighting for reprochucktive rights" (We're sure she meant 'reproductive' - ed.)
The interview ended when she advocated that all women so inclined should be known as "Motherchuckers".
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