I guess my dreams will never be realized now................

[sawlight]

(Hey, somebody has to liven the place back up)

Now that Leaford has left, I don't think anyone will carry on my dream of the porn flavors!
We'd worked so hard on these too!
Groupsex: musty with a mix of different mix of aftershaves and perfumes.
Machinesex: erotica, perfume with a hint of oil.
Lezbian: a mix of erotic womens perfumes.
Straight sex: Just pure, smooth bliss, nothing better than this.
Threesome: this was to be a two flavor blend, one for each way, never really worked it out. Has to be a blend of aftershaves and perfumes mixed perfectly for the desired effect.

I am so saddened that my dreams will never be realized again!
(Have some fun, life is hard enough without adding drama! and no, I am not serious about this thread!)

 

[Sallyem]

Sawlight...you are fun, and I'm glad you are posting here again. I think that with the
rash of recent sales, people are so stocked up on supplies that they don't come here
as often to chat. It seems pretty dull around here lately. We need people like you
to liven it up. Thanks!

 

[sawlight]

You are welcome, and thank you!

 

[ChrisKY]

I think that I need another brandy before we get into this...

There we go! All better now. HEY, maybe we can add another drink flavor - Screaming Orgasm? Buttery Nipple Sex on the beach, or maybe Slow Comfortable Screw?

 

[sawlight]

The screaming orgasm was discussed in detail, many a time, but the mix of flavors, and trying to get them to hit you at different times, we concluded it wasn't doable!
Buttery nipple, Butterscotch with a hint of OJ,
Sex on the beach: Cranberry, OJ and we could substitute rum for vodka.
The slow comfortable screw: whiskey, OJ and a hint of cola, just to liven it up!

This is fun!

 

[ChrisKY]

you would need to add some Red Cow or something similar to get the slow comfortable screw... sloe gin taste. At least I have always thought red bull tasted like sloe gin,

Need to get that tangy taste down and we could do the edible undies flavors... fruit flavors with a little menthol crystal and citrus??? not sure.

 

[sawlight]

Red Bull always tastes like sweet tarts to me! But I could go with the Gin, as long as it's not to dry and doesn't taste like rubbing alcohol!

 

[ChrisKY]

Sloe comfortable screw...
* 3 oz Sloe gin
* 3 oz Southern Comfort
* 3 oz Orange juice
* 3 oz Vodka

Sloe gin tastes about like Robitussen, not like regular gin, but you get my point.

 

[sawlight]

But where is the eroticism in that? We need some "sensuality" to the flavors! Think more sex than drink. Sex on the beach really can't be messed with, it's known and popular. The buttery nipple is a VERY common shot, at least around here, those must remain as they are.
But this is PORN flavors, not known drinks! We could come up with a "cement mixer" and have a guy fly to your house and kick you in the head as you puff on it, if you want extremes.
Maybe have a doctor fly out and shoot you up with Nova cane with each pack of "Mind erasers"?
But I think the sense of sensuality could be bottled up for porn flavors. No, you don't get the same feelings, but the flavor could sure make you think back and "remember when"!

 

[NurseCin]

Oh! Wow! I just happened to stumble upon this thread!

Hmmm....with Sex on the beach you have to throw in some sand.

 

[ChrisKY]

ok... you are right - I got OT.

I want "Hot Summer Nights" (and yes it is named after the Meatloaf song - for those that ever remember him).In the back seat of a car in June when you were out of school and getting personal with your girl(or guy) after a movie trying to stretch out curfew just a few more minutes.

The nervous tingle... Smell of cheap perfume and summer...

You know where this is going!

I am thinking a floral and honey???

 

[sawlight]

"I can see paradise by the dashboard lights!"
Honeysuckle and Lilac?

 

[NurseCin]

Here's one.... Third Base....just a hint of flavor...just enough to taste but not enough to satisfy. This is fun!

 

[sawlight]

Oh! Wow! I just happened to stumble upon this thread!

Hmmm....with Sex on the beach you have to throw in some sand.

Wouldn't that be a "sandy navel"?

 

[NurseCin]

Wouldn't that be a "sandy navel"?

More like "irritated in all the wrong places" LOL

 

[Mary Kay]

Oh please you kids need some help! The best sensual thing in the world is taking your bra off and getting into fuzzy warm P.J.'s!
That would be A "Fuzzy Me"! So peach (rum for the schnapps) O.J. and a spash of peppermint..cause I am cold and Tis the season!

 

[NurseCin]

Oh please you kids need some help! The best sensual thing in the world is taking your bra off and getting into fuzzy warm P.J.'s!
That would be A "Fuzzy Me"! So peach (rum for the schnapps) O.J. and a spash of peppermint..cause I am cold and Tis the season!

Mary Kay, I'm freezing in FL too! Whats up with this? I have on my Pj's, a robe and a blanket over my legs! Ack!

 

[sawlight]

More like "irritated in all the wrong places" LOL

This leads me to yet another flavor idea! "The dry hump": Hint of Kamel or Cowboy, mixed with lust and anticipation!
MK: how about beer and hot damn? That always warms me up!

 

[JenJen]

How about a "Sensuous Slide"? Kahlua and cream. Or a Naughty Nero? Hot Cinnamon Schnapps for the fire in the belly while rome burns?

 

[sawlight]

Now we are talking!