Uhm... I took some liberties with the lyrics to a song.
Squonked last night and the night before
I had to squonk outside and then I went indoors
squonked so hard I made the people warm
They stood back and gave me all the floor
I did the squonk, the squonk
They wouldn't let me stop
Yeah, I was squonkin' and rockin'
Had the house hoppin'
squonkin' the way it makes you go, everybody was
squonkin' everywhere you go, do all your
Shoppin', wiggle to the floor, everybody was squonkin'
squonk with me and I'll squonk with you
squonkin' is the brand new thing to do
squonked so hard that I lost my shoe
I squonked so tough they had to make some room
Break your leg, don't you squonk your back
Do your thing, don't you give no slack
Shake your hips and then you turn around
Well first you squonk it up
And then you squonk it down
squonk me right, don’t you squonk me wrong
We’ll be here squonkin’ all night long
I’m too short, baby, and you’re too tall
But when we’re squonkin’ that don’t mean a thing at all
crunchy
original recipe