Never fill your tank with juice while driving. Traffic was at a standstill so I thought that I would take the opportunity to refill my nearly empty tank. I took the top cap off of my Aromamizer, set it between my legs up near my crotch, stuck the tip of my unicorn bottle in the massive fill hole, or so I thought, and promptly let loose of about 5ml of juice between my legs. It wouldn't have been so bad except I was on my way to a meeting with an important client. It looked like I had just had a major incontinence problem. I may be old, but I am not that old.
