I saw a zombie...

[CooL_SpoT]

Kay, I didn't. Bu I thought it might get people's attention... and right now, with a pending zombie apocalypse that I am shamefully unprepared for, I desperately need some serious professional attention.

No, not a shrink! Those guys will be among the first to get turned! "Now tell me, how does becoming a zombie make you feel?" Honestly, those guys have no chance!

I mean professional ZA Survivalists (or, survivalists-in-training, I guess, since it hasn't happened yet), who can show me the way, provide advice, and show me how to know who to avoid when the undead excrement hits the air-circulation device!

In short, I guess... HELP!!

Now, if you'll excuse me, I must go make sure my swords are sharpened and within easy reach.

 

[CES]

There are some really great survival plans here. None of them are mine though. All i have are recalcitrant dogs, a rusty ax, and a weed burner.I won't be around all that long come the zombie apocalypse. But the least I can do while i still have a brain in my head is bump your thread this so that some of the zombie vapers that have a chance to survive might see it and help ya out.

 

[CooL_SpoT]

AHHHH!!! Zombie emotes!! Jebus, I knew it was gonna start before I was ready!

 

[CES]

they move really slowly- you still have time....

or maybe not....they've been commercialized and taken over sears
http://www.sears.com/shc/s/dap_10153_12605_DAP_Zombie?origin=zeta&storeId=10153&catalogId=12605&expCheckout=&orderEmail=&langId