I want to knock my wife's socks off.
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Wait wait wait... That's not how you're supposed to do it? I thought nicotine could mess up your clothes or something...
...Dang.
Hey hey buddy what are you trying to say there . lol . Haha Chantix slogan should be "TRY this and youll be sure to stick to vaping "
I could have sworn i read that in the safety sticky too . Maybe they changed it cuz people were mixing with the wrong stick lol .
Be glad you didnt get my sweet cream joke . lol
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Im starting to be afraid of the juices i may be getting Str8.... starting to be afraid indeed.....
LOL
Im starting to be afraid of the juices i may be getting Str8.... starting to be afraid indeed.....
LOL
Lmao .This threads too funny .
anyway, aside from getting too off topic
Sorry havent played with any chocolates yet...
Sorry havent played with any chocolates yet...
Not a male, and I'll select the s-e-x- over the chocolate thank you very much. I will not comment about other nude endeavors allready mentioned.
Sorry Capt we didn't mean to hijack your thread with silliness but we couldn't help ourselves. There are some good recipes listed regarding chocolates.
Sorry Capt we didn't mean to hijack your thread with silliness
but we couldn't help ourselves. There are some good recipes listed regarding chocolates.
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I've enjoyed the humor and happy I gave the opportunity.
By the way, If you didn't think I knew exactly where this would end up, you are very mistaken. I have been on other forums (pool, photography, poetry) for many years. Folks on forums do not pass up an opportunity like this title gave. LMAO.
Since we are off subject I will use this spot to share one of my writings.
Guidelines On Writing Nonsense. By CaptJR
Can you make sense of nonsense?
Is a little bit of sense required for something to be called nonsense? I believe there is some sense required. That is what separates good nonsense from gibberish or baloney. You can't just throw words together and call it 'good nonsense'.
Is there any such thing as 'good nonsense'? Of course there is. Makes sense to me that good nonsense is OK as long as in the end, it makes sense that it doesn't make sense. The real question is, does making sense that it doesn't make sense, make any sense?
If a reader reads your nonsense at least three times before giving you a dirty look, you know that you have written some 'good nonsense'. Keep them on the edge, like it is going to make sense any moment. Make them think they must have missed something that made it make sense. Then it never happens. No matter how many times they read it, it is nonsense.
1. First you write a statement that makes sense. (Tempt them)
2. Then all you have to do is expound on it without making any sense. (Hook them)
3. Long 'run-on' sentences are very good in nonsensical pieces.
4. Occasionally include something that could maybe make sense if you thought about it in a certain way, but not really.
Step four can be used if they ask you a question. You then point out that certain way of looking at it, be patient and step back while they read it another three times. That combined with the second and maybe third reading of the 'long run-on sentences', makes the 'stepping back' rather important.
Remember this while writing your nonsense. At least youre writing nonsense on purpose and not by accident. Don't forget that anytime anyone says to you, "that's nonsense". You can always answer, "I was writing nonsense, I thought you knew that".
Common sense is nonsense to some people. That is a rather paramount problem in this world. It doesn't make sense that common sense is nonsense to some people because nonsense should be the exact opposite of common sense.
In conclusion.
Does it make sense to write nonsense? I know it doesn't make cents, but does it make sense? Since you can't make any cents writing nonsense, maybe it is just nonsense to write nonsense. It is nonsense to write about writing nonsense. That is a certainty.
I can usually sense right away when my nonsense, in that sense, will be good nonsense or not. In the sense that doesn't make any sense, it IS real nonsense to write nonsense.
By the way, If you didn't think I knew exactly where this would end up, you are very mistaken. I have been on other forums (pool, photography, poetry) for many years. Folks on forums do not pass up an opportunity like this title gave. LMAO.
Since we are off subject I will use this spot to share one of my writings.
Guidelines On Writing Nonsense. By CaptJR
Can you make sense of nonsense?
Is a little bit of sense required for something to be called nonsense? I believe there is some sense required. That is what separates good nonsense from gibberish or baloney. You can't just throw words together and call it 'good nonsense'.
Is there any such thing as 'good nonsense'? Of course there is. Makes sense to me that good nonsense is OK as long as in the end, it makes sense that it doesn't make sense. The real question is, does making sense that it doesn't make sense, make any sense?
If a reader reads your nonsense at least three times before giving you a dirty look, you know that you have written some 'good nonsense'. Keep them on the edge, like it is going to make sense any moment. Make them think they must have missed something that made it make sense. Then it never happens. No matter how many times they read it, it is nonsense.
1. First you write a statement that makes sense. (Tempt them)
2. Then all you have to do is expound on it without making any sense. (Hook them)
3. Long 'run-on' sentences are very good in nonsensical pieces.
4. Occasionally include something that could maybe make sense if you thought about it in a certain way, but not really.
Step four can be used if they ask you a question. You then point out that certain way of looking at it, be patient and step back while they read it another three times. That combined with the second and maybe third reading of the 'long run-on sentences', makes the 'stepping back' rather important.
Remember this while writing your nonsense. At least youre writing nonsense on purpose and not by accident. Don't forget that anytime anyone says to you, "that's nonsense". You can always answer, "I was writing nonsense, I thought you knew that".
Common sense is nonsense to some people. That is a rather paramount problem in this world. It doesn't make sense that common sense is nonsense to some people because nonsense should be the exact opposite of common sense.
In conclusion.
Does it make sense to write nonsense? I know it doesn't make cents, but does it make sense? Since you can't make any cents writing nonsense, maybe it is just nonsense to write nonsense. It is nonsense to write about writing nonsense. That is a certainty.
I can usually sense right away when my nonsense, in that sense, will be good nonsense or not. In the sense that doesn't make any sense, it IS real nonsense to write nonsense.
Ah, your conclusion is flawed good sir. Writing nonsense can make cents. I present Dave Barry and Douglas Adams as evidence of cents made from nonsense. I could give examples of dollars made from nonsense, but I try to avoid those subject matters on this forum.
Remember that I do not know what you know and I may not remember what I didn't know before I knew it, so it may be difficult for me to tell you what you need to know to know what is known!
Remember that I do not know what you know and I may not remember what I didn't know before I knew it, so it may be difficult for me to tell you what you need to know to know what is known!
Picked a bad week to quit drinking….
Synesthesia - Many forms, one of them manifests when for example someone says "makes sense". The afflicted will actually visualize someone in the kitchen making something. Now all I see is str8 in his Nic lab making something.
Synesthesia - Many forms, one of them manifests when for example someone says "makes sense". The afflicted will actually visualize someone in the kitchen making something. Now all I see is str8 in his Nic lab making something.
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