I'll say it. Criticism is pointless if it isn't constructive. Seriously though, redo the page in mylittlepony, or strawberry shortcake with racing stripes and scratch and sniff stickers. Make it Hello Kitty themed. I do not care. As long as I can order a GGT from my place of birth (PA), and have it in a few days with regular Priority mail, I'm in heaven. Here's some inspiration:
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Love that website!!! Hilarious!